• - IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
• - IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
• - IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
• - IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
• - IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
• - IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
• - IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL
PRISON TO ROT.
• - IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH A FELONY PUNISHABLE BY 2 YEARS IN PRISON AND FINED FROM 300 TO 500 PESOS
• - IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET...............................
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
13 - GOT KIDS?.3 MEALS A DAY, TV, VIDEO GAMES, CLEAN CLOTHES, BED AND BATHROOM, LOTS OF KIDS THEIR AGE TO PLAY WITH...........IN OTHER WORDS........SUMMER CAMP ON THE HOUSE!....... JUST HOW MANY AMERICAN FAMILIES CAN AFFORD THAT FOR THEIR KIDS?
14 - AND EXCEMPT FROM THE CLOT SHOT!!!....
15 - A NICE HOTEL ROOM WITH A GOOD VIEW OF HOMELESS VETS ON THE STREET
16 - $2500 CASH AND PLANE OR BUS TICKET TO A DESTINATION OF YOUR CHOICE IN THE USA!
17 - XBOX
18 - WIFI
19 - WASH & FLUFF LAUNDRY