Cops.. they are a tough audience. Only remember getting a laugh once. There were 4 mounted police outside Yankee stadium before a WS game. My brother asked if he could approach and pet the horse on the snout and the cop gives the okay. So, my brother gestures me to come forward and I say,
"Nah, horses don't like me. I think they can sense pure evil."
Just a random crazy thing to say in front of the cops. The female cop gave a laugh but the male cops were stone silent.
