Ha! Good one, Octavia.
Do some digging into the actual business relationships between Hunter and China (and of course the 10% that goes to the Big Guy) as well as Nancy Pelosi's Chinese connections, then say with a straight face that China owns Trump. Nobody owns Trump, which is the main reason I like him and also why the swamp fears him. A man that can't be bought or coerced, regardless of party, is an existential threat to the swamp dwellers.