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Monkeypox will now officially be called “Schlong Covid.”

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The monkeypox is generally found in gay men. Obviously, you are not a member of that group, MapleSyrupSupremacy. Glad you asked as there are others unaware of that connection.

HEALTH AND SCIENCE
WHO recommends gay and bisexual men limit sexual partners to reduce the spread of monkeypox

Men who have sex with men are at the highest risk of infection right now from monkeypox, according to the WHO.

About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with other men, according to WHO official Rosamund Lewis.
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I said that because I thought it was really stupid but thank you for the explanation. I didn't know what a "schlong" was before seeing this post and TBH I thought it had something to do with the term (if it's even real) "Long covid". Also, you're right. I'm not homosexual.
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You are absolutely correct re "long covid", Maple. I put that in my answer to you initially but then it was getting too long so took it out. I am glad you now know what a schlong is as that is important to know. LMAO. I learned everything from my husband.

Yes, I agree with you (as usual) it is stupid. The conversations today are stupid as we are dealing with liberals who change definitions daily, their morals have hit rock bottom, they sway with the wind, their feelings are constantly running the train and they are simply out of their minds. So, it is all about 'stupid'. I knew you were hetero 100%...women have a built in "radar". 🙂
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What I don't get - Pox diseases are spread through the air or contact, usually through open wounds. . .yet Monkey Pox is the only 'Pox' that is spread through sex. . .so wouldn't be a STD?
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Good question, Graeystone. So far, more than 2,800 U.S. cases have been reported as part of an international outbreak that emerged two months ago. About 99% have been men who reported having sex with other men, health officials say. I read the other day that it has spread in this way and that only two children have gotten it who were in the care of gay men. Article below....

NEW YORK (AP) — The spread of monkeypox in the U.S. could represent the dawn of a new sexually transmitted disease, though some health officials say the virus that causes pimple-like bumps might yet be contained before it gets firmly established.

Experts don’t agree on the likely path of the disease, with some fearing that it is becoming so widespread that it is on the verge of becoming an entrenched STD — like gonorrhea, herpes and HIV.

But no one’s really sure, and some say testing and vaccines can still stop the outbreak from taking root.

“Monkeypox Virus Could Become Entrenched as New STD in the US.” AP NEWS, 22 July 2022, https://apnews.com/article/monkeypox-the-next-std-3266fd0ae451578c989605f430cd3897
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My own quick research - Chances of death is 0% to 11%. Most people that have died is because of comprised immune system(like AIDS) or general poor heath. Monkey Pox does spread like the other pox disease. So. . .now I'm thinking these gay men are spreading it one another not because of actual sex but things like foreplay or making out. The bubbles get broken at some point and enter the other person's system or just breathing too close to one another. . .in other words probably not a STD but people playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes as it were.
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Close proximity (as in living in the same household), sharing blankets, that sort of contact...
It's not restricted to sex.
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