"Hey honey, what do you want to watch tonight?" the man shouts from the living room, unaware of the oncoming firework.
"Oh, ummm.... you decide" his wife replied from the kitchen.
The firework zeroed in on its target - the living room window.
"How about.... ummm.... Iron Man?" the man asked as he scrolled through the channels.
Before his wife could respond, a fiery red object crashed through the open window. The man shrieked in horror as he ran away, but it was too late. The firework exploded and burnt everything in a 10-foot radius - including the man's precious jewels.
The man hobbled out of the apartment with his wife and car keys in hand. She drove him to the nearest medical clinic, only to have to explain the strange situation to the walk-in ER nurses.
Neither the man nor his wife really knew how to explain what had just happened.
Enjoy.
