*in a zoo for class field trip*
...and here class, we see the wild TikToker, also known as Homo sapiens ignarus. They evolved from humans to be complete idiots. They have an unsophisticated language based on English, but with large helpings of Japanese and some small portions of Chinese and French. Their brain has shrunk and smoothened insane amounts. TikTokers all have a lot of mental conditions. TikTokers are so connected to their electronics that special machines are sold to them so they can never let them go, as they are always making a TikTok. One can view the creations of the TikToker by viewing the app they are named after, TikTok.
TikTokers have an average IQ of 3, compared to today's world average of 97. There are some beliefs universally chosen by TikTokers, like how all white people and all male people are racist, that the earth is flat, Europeans are not white, only "white passing," that a long list of things, including math, Christmas, not being vegan, not believing people are vampires, being straight, having standard English pronouns, committing cultural appropriation, not having an optional Japanese honorific as one of your pronouns, declaring that a word you chose at random is not a slur, talking about religion, not committing incest, and disrespecting the TikTok gospels. The TikTok gospels are people like ThatVeganTeacher, people with over 10 IQ despite still lacking logical thinking.