What A Jump

That's me now

You're probably too young to have heard it. Another popular one was, "Don't come crying to me when you kill yourself." :-)

Yeah, I assumed :-)
I just figured everyone my age ( 55 ) would have had a Grandma holler at them about running with a broken leg. It must not be as common as I thought.
Either way, I was just hoping people would have gotten the joke. It's ok though, I miss with a lot of my jokes anyway :-)

Bloody racists

I think it was Red or Red 2 I'm not sure

I thought it was the one where a groip of old guys go to Vegas

I honestly don't know