he maybe a jerk but what if she did something.
maybe they were out with friends and she loudly declares "i slept with your brother, your best friend, your mailman, and i killed your cat. DO YOU FORGIVE ME?"
well it's a rock and a hard place for him because he didn't drive. he lies and says "i forgive you" so he isn't stranded in the middle of nowhere.
the whole ride he keeps thinking about his 5 foot 3 inch tall 350 pound mailman laying the blubber to his soon to be ex-girlfriend.
and his poor cat that she said ran away while she was watching it but the more that he thinks about it he did find a little fur in the tacos she made and it's all making much more sense now. he controls himself and instead of choking this woman he grabs a bag of cheetos!
THIS GUY DESERVES A MEDAL......
YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK :)
