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The following is excerpted from the internal monologue of a critical thinker listening to Trump try to deny opening a window.
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Innocent question #1,362,704: Does someone who hasn't committed international crimes need to worry about an ICC investigation?
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"If you haven't done anything wrong, what's the problem?"
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One thing that tracks, one thing that doesn't.
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"Double standards" *OR* "If libs are stupid, consider how easily the Clintons power-punched MAGA in the hypocrisy."
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Yes, it's speculative, sure... that said, alcoholics do that sort of thing.
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The problem with false prosecutions is, sooner or later, they fall apart.
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What is it with the Trump-cult, cults in general, with trying to legitimize the leadership's crap behavior?!
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Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today we're looking at greater implications.
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"Cultist contortions" *OR* "Only slightly loosely based on recent events." *OR* "You don't get to have it both ways."
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Innocent question #1394532: You getting a feel for how disposable you are to Dear Leader and his minions yet, Trump-cult kids?
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![The following is excerpted from the internal monologue of a critical thinker listening to Trump try to deny opening a window. | TRUMP: "You can't open the windows. Not according to the video... or fire safety
regulations. TRUMP: "You know why? They're all heavily uh... armored and bulletproof. ...neither of which preclude a window being
openable. PRESS: "So that's a fake, a fake video? TRUMP: "Well, it's got to be because
I know every window up there. Except White House staff already issued a
statement that it was a "contractor" -apparently
pantsless in white boxers and black shoes by
the video- short-cutting a dumpster trip... and
I've never met a contractor who'd huck a 32
gallon bag before it was at least 1/2 full. "The last place I'd be doing it is that because
there's cameras all over the place, right?
Including yours. Doing what? TF are you talking about? Are you
still talking about opening a window? What does
cameras being all over the place have to do wi-
oooooh, right --the no-pants thing. Your 'splain-
away's turning into give-away there, bud. "No, but every window I... I've never seen a window
that's... - [in] fact, my wife was complaining about it
the other day. Ope!! He's scrambling for the next lie... "She said, 'Love to have a little fresh air come in, but you can't. They're bulletproof.'; Still not a reason for the window not opening
-chalk one up for the Trump-stank allegations
though. "And uh... number one, they're sealed. Again, video evidence to the contrary. Jeez...
are you too dumb to operate a sash lock?!
Wait... that's right... the umbrella incident. "And number two, each window weighs about
600 pounds. You have to be pretty strong to
open them up."; *eye roll* If they can't be opened, weight
doesn't even factor into it -pick a lane, bro.
So are they actually sealed shut or is it that
they open but your noodle arms just don't
have what it takes to get the job done?
Okay, *tab muted* that's enough outta you,
liar. At this point it's down to either idiot-10-
year-old-level efforts to hide evidence of
explosive diarrhea or you just straight up got
caught stealing from the White House. | image tagged in liar liar,oops,busted,diarrhea,theft,not buying it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/a52c4w.jpg)
