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Beware the Blatherschlock my friends, the wafting stench, the laws ignored. And shun its press to take your rights, by hook or c

Beware the Blatherschlock my friends, the wafting stench, the laws ignored. And shun its press to take your rights, by hook or c | Jones: They have given billions of dollars to mental
health and the homeless population. A lot of them
don't want to take their programs, a lot of them don't
wanna to get help that is necessary --you can't give
'em a choice; either you take the resources that we're
gonna give you an- or... you decide... that you gotta
locked up in jail. That's the way it has to be now.

Kilmeade: Or involuntary lethal injection... or
something -just kill 'em. And just like clockwork... So Brian Kilmeade openly
pushes for murdering U.S.
citizens and he's still on
the air but Jimmy Kimmel
shows how deeply
wounded Dear Leader
is over Charlie Kirk's
offing and is
suspended
indefinitely. | image tagged in rodney dangerfield,kilmeade,kimmel,double standard,still not distracted from epstein | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today we're looking at greater implications.

Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today we're looking at greater implications. | The news of Gavin Newsom acting
like Dear Leader on social media's
been heralded far and wide and
undoubtedly y'all are up to
speed given your favorite
conservative mouthpieces
can't condemn Newsom fast
or loudly enough over it. But
let's slow down, dig into the matter...
-you know... really give it a good butcher's. Ayuh, for the last 10 years, those favorite conservative
news outlets o' your'n made nary a peep over your boy's
behavior on Twitter, in public, pretty much any chance
he gets to open his burger hole, etc... 'Course, they would never willingly fess up, give away
the game... but... see now, that's done brought us
back around to the pesky li'l matter of what shows up
in the stark light of conservative media takin' exception
to Gavin Newsom's Twitter use all sudden like. One o'
them gritty little realities of social acceptability is if a
behavior is "childish," "mean," "juvenile," "foolish,"
"cruel," "unserious," "imbecilic" when one person does
it, it's "childish," "mean," "juvenile," "foolish," "cruel,"
"unserious," "imbecilic" no matter who does it. To their credit, they did something the mainstream
media wouldn't, still hasn't, probably won't -and that
thing is, rather than pollyannaishly operate on benefit
of the doubt, they realized, accepted y'all are
impervious to rational arguments, facts, hard data &
analysis, logic, obvious hypocrisy, etc. I mean... I
really gotta applaud the astuteness, shrewdness of
conservative media in having its common audience
pegged for dimwitted, emotion-consumed, fear-addled
children who only respond to cruelt, demagogic,
paranoic, grade-school caliber oratory, being gullible
enough to fall for every bit of stupidity what comes
a-poopin' out the 4-chan or Rogan or Carlson, et. al. Now here we are with Gavin Newsom behaving like
Dear Leader on social media and y'all's newsfolk're
freaking out, going full-court hypocrite and trying to
Sith Mind-trick you into jumping on Newsom with both
jackboots because they know he's throwing punches
that'll land, using tactics that'll resonate with their
audience. And if there's one thing conservative media
can't risk, it's most definitely the mortal peril of having
their audience wake up, start thinking without being
guided by their deceiving hand. Sooo yeah, you can deny it, tell
yourselves that's not what's
happening, that the people you
trust to spoon-feed you right
wing pablum would never use
you like that but facts are facts
and no matter how you slice it,
we're still talking about a case of
ten years of complicit okie-doke
appended by a sudden reversal of
opinion on the exact same behavior. | image tagged in trump unfit unqualified dangerous,conservative media,lugenpresse,oops | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by XiaoJia in politics

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The following is excerpted from the internal monologue of a critical thinker listening to Trump try to deny opening a window.

The following is excerpted from the internal monologue of a critical thinker listening to Trump try to deny opening a window. | TRUMP: "You can't open the windows. Not according to the video... or fire safety
regulations. TRUMP: "You know why? They're all heavily uh... armored and bulletproof. ...neither of which preclude a window being
openable. PRESS: "So that's a fake, a fake video? TRUMP: "Well, it's got to be because
I know every window up there. Except White House staff already issued a
statement that it was a "contractor" -apparently
pantsless in white boxers and black shoes by
the video- short-cutting a dumpster trip... and
I've never met a contractor who'd huck a 32
gallon bag before it was at least 1/2 full. "The last place I'd be doing it is that because
there's cameras all over the place, right?
Including yours. Doing what? TF are you talking about? Are you
still talking about opening a window? What does
cameras being all over the place have to do wi-
oooooh, right --the no-pants thing. Your 'splain-
away's turning into give-away there, bud. "No, but every window I... I've never seen a window
that's... - [in] fact, my wife was complaining about it
the other day. Ope!! He's scrambling for the next lie... "She said, 'Love to have a little fresh air come in, but you can't. They're bulletproof.'; Still not a reason for the window not opening
-chalk one up for the Trump-stank allegations
though. "And uh... number one, they're sealed. Again, video evidence to the contrary. Jeez...
are you too dumb to operate a sash lock?!
Wait... that's right... the umbrella incident. "And number two, each window weighs about
600 pounds. You have to be pretty strong to
open them up."; *eye roll* If they can't be opened, weight
doesn't even factor into it -pick a lane, bro.
So are they actually sealed shut or is it that
they open but your noodle arms just don't
have what it takes to get the job done?

Okay, *tab muted* that's enough outta you,
liar. At this point it's down to either idiot-10-
year-old-level efforts to hide evidence of
explosive diarrhea or you just straight up got
caught stealing from the White House. | image tagged in liar liar,oops,busted,diarrhea,theft,not buying it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by XiaoJia in politics

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Based on actual events.

Based on actual events. | KIMMEL DESERVES TO
BE OFF THE AIR FOR
LYIN' TO 'MURICA; Okay, what lie
did he tell? THE FBI DONE SAID
KIRK'S SHOOTER IS
A LEFTIST!! That's neither here
nor there; what lie
did Kimmel tell
the U.S.? Seriously...
verbatim, what
did he say? Don't tell me this
is the first time
you fact-checked
the claim. THAT'S IT, I'M NOT
TALKING TO YOU
ANYMORE!! Isn't it d'oh-
mantiiiic...
...how they
run away
when
simply
pressed
for faaaacts? | image tagged in maga npc fact check,oops,jimmy kimmel,maga crapaganda,busted | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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I'm continually surprised, shocked and dismayed by the Trump-cult's vulnerability to Dear Leader's obvious manipulation.

I'm continually surprised, shocked and dismayed by the Trump-cult's vulnerability to Dear Leader's obvious manipulation. | emergency -n.

something dangerous
or serious, such as an
accident, that happens
**suddenly,
unexpect-
edly**; TRUMP'S RIGHT!! THAT THERE EMERGENCY WITH VENEZUELA'S BEEN GOIN' ON FOR YEARS!!! | image tagged in trump unfit unqualified dangerous,lying,wannabe,dictator,maga,dumbasses | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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Only young children and the mentally infirm just accept what they see on TV as gospel.

by XiaoJia in politics

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Food for thought... but probably wasted on the informationally anorexic...

by XiaoJia in politics

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Looks like Dear Leader bought into it when alleged lawyer Mark Levin lied that the POTUS has the right not to be offended.

by XiaoJia in politics

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Think back, Trump-cult kids... do you remember who was POTUS on January 6, 2021? Was it Joe Biden or Dear Leader?

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by XiaoJia in politics

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Good policy doesn't lead to increases in unemployment.

by XiaoJia in politics

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Demon In a Meat-suit Pt. 3

by XiaoJia in politics

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"Just sayin'" OR "The math ain't mathing." OR "Don't you get tired of Trump insulting your intelligence?"

by XiaoJia in politics

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I'd ask if the Trump-cult kids feel foolish after bending over backwards to defend Dear Leader's lawlessness but... you know...

by XiaoJia in politics

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"Catch-22" OR "You know... because if you don't have good cause to fire federal workers, just manufacture one."

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