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"Ripply glass" *OR* "Count up the recalls."

"Ripply glass" *OR* "Count up the recalls." | HERR TRUMPLER EXITS HIS RECENTLY PURCHASED DOUCHE-PANZERETTE. NATURALLY, IT'S TINY WANG RED, DRIVES LIKE A GOLF CART (BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST -HE LIKELY COULDN'T DRIVE STICK IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT) AND, IF THE DRIVER-SIDE WINDOW IS ANY INDICATOR, GENERALLY OF POOR QUALITY. | image tagged in donny's new tesla | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia in politics
52 views, 1 upvote

Y'all have degrees in Law, right? Maybe try acting like it?

Y'all have degrees in Law, right? Maybe try acting like it? | “The President has absolute discretion to give interviews to whomever he pleases — the First Amendment does not compel him to give a personal audience to any particular journalist. That same discretion extends to whom he allows into the Oval Office (his personal workspace), Air Force One (his personal plane), and Mar-a-Lago (his private residence). The President’s discretion over these small spaces simply does not implicate constitutional rights — for citizens, journalists, or news organizations alike.”; -White House attorneys in a 23-page brief making a rather limp attempt to take the stink off Trump violating the Constitution by banning the AP from the White House on condition that its representatives may return if it utters forced, pro-Trump Administration speech. Just a reminder Trump- cult kids: neither Air Force One nor Oval Office belongs to Trump, nor are they his private domains. They are highly restricted public property, but public property nonetheless. | image tagged in lawyers,liar liar pants on fire,trump unfit unqualified dangerous | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia in politics
95 views, 1 upvote

Every accusation a confession.

Every accusation a confession. | According to rightwingers, libs/ dems are the politics stream's shill-bots... and yet pretty much every rightwinger there is screeching about a single arrangement of seashells and rocks... | image tagged in hmm,hypocrites | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia in politics
88 views, 2 upvotes

We're way past the onion-on-my-belt stage, people...

We're way past the onion-on-my-belt stage, people... | "When you look at what's happening with Russia and Ukraine the drone is killing tremendous numbers of people. You hide behind a tree and the drone comes down and it circles you with fire. You don't have a chance and the tree comes down also by the way. It's so intense the— I mean you see these trees being knocked down like... like they're being sawed down by a top of the line, uhh, timberman like... Like... You know who? Sean... Duffy. Do you know that Sean Duffy, the head of the Transportation Department, who's working right now on the airports and getting a system because Biden didn't do a thing for four years and Pete Buttigieg was the head and he goes bicycling to work He takes a bicycle to work, can you believe it? He's head— He's running the biggest air system in the world and he takes a bicycle to work. What a— And they say he's going to run for president, I don't see it. Who knows right? But I don't see it. But, uh, when I look at what they've done uh, it's so horrible what they've done and the work they did do they wasted billions of dollars. They tried to hook up air systems to... to copper. They tried to hook up copper to glass and the glass doesn't work with the copper and... uh they had 30,000 different contractors doing 30,000 jobs and when they put it all together they spent billions of dollars. It didn't even come close to working and we're going to be giving out a brand new system. It's very important. We'll have the best system. And we think we know who that system is but we have a lot of bidding. But we want one check. We want a unified system. We don't have, uh, 5,000 contractors and all different places, some digging ditches and some not doing ditches because they want to go by satellite. Satellite seems to be the way to go. We're going to be giving that out pretty soon. But what people don't know about Sean cause I mentioned lumberjacks that Sean — you probably didn't know this that uh — I'm not talking about this Sean, this Sean no, not, this is not... This is a different Sean. Sean Duffy, the head of Transportation. He's a great Sean though, I have to tell you but Sean Duffy was the world champion for five years climbing trees and down, up and down, world champion! So that's what you call a serious a lumberjack. And he's doing a fantastic job too, a really respected guy and terrific guy and I mentioned the champion because when somebody's the champion — he's the world champion for a long time — he came down, when you come down those trees, coming down at a rapid... He said that started getting your back. You will often break your back! You... You miss... You miss a shot and you're coming down a lot faster than the human body was meant to come down. But he's doing a fantastic job at Transportation. But this has been a very, uh, historic trip."; Sooo, Trump- cult kids... -tell me again how Dear Leader absotively, posilutely isn't a mentally incompetent, dementia-addled train wreck. | image tagged in trump unfit unqualified dangerous,dementia,patient,25th amendment shuffle,this guy has access to nukes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by XiaoJia in politics
87 views

It's happening right in front of you, Trump-cult kids. The rest of us can see it, so wtf is wrong with your eyes?

It's happening right in front of you, Trump-cult kids. The rest of us can see it, so wtf is wrong with your eyes? | SO I'VE GOT OUR OLIGARCHS ON BOARD AND CONGRESS IS STACKED WITH SPINELESS TOADIES... ...KEY GOVERNMENT POSITIONS ARE STAFFED BY LOYALISTS, I'M DISAPPEARING POLITICALLY INCONVENIENT PEOPLE BY SENDING THEM TO THE CLOSEST THING WE HAVE TO A GULAG, I'M IGNORING THE COURTS & CONSTITUTION, COWING LAW FIRMS WITH EXECUTIVE ORDERS, THREATENING PRESS ORGANIZATIONS THAT DON'T KISS MY ASS WITH BROADCAST LICENSE REVOCATION... ...BUT I JUST CAN'T SHAKE THE FEELING I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING; TAKE-OVER NOT COMPLETE UNTIL POLITICAL ENEMY "FALL OUT OF WINDOW" AND NO-ONE BAT EYE. | image tagged in trump on the phone,putin on phone,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,wannabe,dictator | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia in politics
97 views, 3 upvotes

Oh sure, bud... and foreign governments pay your tariffs too, right?

by XiaoJia in politics
83 views, 1 upvote

Dog-killer Kristi's Green-shirts did a great job of giving away the game. And then she blantantly lied about the incident.

by XiaoJia in politics
98 views, 3 upvotes

"To the tune of Pearl Jam's 'Jeremy'" *AND* "Guess who's downwind of the gaping garbage hole"

by XiaoJia in politics
124 views, 4 upvotes

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by XiaoJia in politics
77 views, 1 upvote

Common thread

by XiaoJia in politics
64 views, 2 upvotes

FSB tactic #X: when the public voices its disapproval in polls, threaten the pollsters.

by XiaoJia in politics
76 views, 1 upvote

Heya, Trump cult-kids, I've a question...

by XiaoJia in politics
106 views, 1 upvote

Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is "x"-washing.

by XiaoJia in politics
76 views, 2 upvotes

"So begins the open, unambiguous quid pro quo corruption... United States of Putinism, here we come."

by XiaoJia in politics
84 views, 1 upvote
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