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"Let's see where this goes..." OR "Secretly recorded private convos."

"Let's see where this goes..." *OR* "Secretly recorded private convos." | So Herr Drumpf and Generalinspekteur der Bundeswehr Hegseth are meeting with the military's top brass today... ...and Virginia's a one-
party consent state so
things might be about to
get super interesting. | image tagged in soooo | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

64 views, 4 upvotes, 19 comments

Just a spoonful of patriot-washing makes the busy-work legislation go down.

Just a spoonful of patriot-washing makes the busy-work legislation go down. | "Representatives voted 215 to 200 to pass the Liberty in Laundry Act, introduced by Rep. Andrew Ogles (R-TN). The act would prevent the Department of Energy from implementing or enforcing new energy conservation standards for washing machines that are not cost-effective or technologically feasible. "The bill is in response to the DOE finalizing
new updated standards for residential clothes
washers and dryers earlier this year. The new
standards are aimed at cutting energy costs
and pollution. The DOE said it expects the new
standards to save people $39 billion in energy
and water bills over the next three decades. It
added the regulations are expected to reduce nearly
71 million metric tons of carbon dioxide emissions. "'I have spent much of my time in Congress
fighting back the federal government’s vast
overreach into the lives of hardworking
Americans,' Ogles said in a statement."; Let that sink in, folks... ...according to Mr. Ogles, the Department of Energy's newest effeciency standards; -which will slightly raise the cost of two types of durable goods... ...in exchange for returning consistently lower electric and water bills keeping more money in your pockets-; Yeah, that's government overreach in his book. Gotta say, sounds an awful lot like Mr. Ogles is looking out for his corporate masters rather than the little guy. | image tagged in plain black template,george carlin,carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by XiaoJia in politics

98 views, 1 upvote

Here comes Cheater Rottenfail, lying out a victory tale, flippity-floppity, tariffs get a stay

Here comes Cheater Rottenfail, lying out a victory tale, flippity-floppity, tariffs get a stay | Sooo, Trump-cult kids, you slapping
each other on the back over recent
developments in Dear Leader's little
play-skool tariff war? Not that I actually care -I just wanted
to give you a few extra seconds of feel-
good before ripping the rug out from
under you. Canada's blocked import
of U.S. liquor. Why does that matter? Simply put, your sacred Orange Macaque
is clearly beholden to his corporate organ
grinders and our liquor industry sends
almost a billion dollars worth of product; Canuckward each year. But that's just
one industrial sector and that 30-day stay
will be over before you know it. It's only a
matter of time before Canada gets a; healthy case of screw you & starts really
punching back in earnest... and by
"punching back" I mean things like
"retaliatorily stops its yearly $300b+
worth of U.S. arms imports."; Of course, there's no guarantee that's
how it'll all play out but if you think things
are interesting now, just wait 'til the
military-industrial complex is... let's
call it "displeased."; And I know... "B-b-b-but Mexico and
Canada caved!! Trump won!!!" Did he?
You sure they caved? From what I can
tell, his bullshit crashed the stock market
while Mexico and Canada finessed your; pet idiot into a stay of tariffs by giving
him a special boy ego buffing, letting
him believe deals they'd already made
with the Biden Administration were his idea. Point of curiosity, Trump-cult kids:
are you familiar with the term
"tin-pot dictator"? | image tagged in rick and morty rick sanchez / characters - tv tropes,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,incompetent,buffoon | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by XiaoJia in politics

75 views, 1 upvote

"If elephants never forget, then Trump's no republican." OR "Well, Trump-cult kids, are you gonna fall for that?"

"If elephants never forget, then Trump's no republican." *OR* "Well, Trump-cult kids, are you gonna fall for that?" | THEN:; "There are a lot of killers. We've
got a lot of killers. What, you think
our country's so innocent?"; -Donald J. Trump defending
Vladimir Putin in response to
Bill O'Reilly categorizing Putin
as a killer in February 2017. NOW:; He's killing a lot of people. I don't
know what the hell happened to Putin...
...but he's sending rockets into cities
and killing people... ...we're in the middle
of talking, and he's shooting rockets into
Kyiv and other cities, I don't like it at all.
I'm very surprised."; -Donald J. Trump pretending
**He's shocked!! Shocked he'll
tells ya!!** that Vladimir Putin
is a killer. | image tagged in blank,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,phony | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

82 views, 2 upvotes

"In retrospect, Trump managing to bankrupt four casinos is making a bit more sense." OR "Disconnected from reality"

"In retrospect, Trump managing to bankrupt four casinos is making a bit more sense." *OR* "Disconnected from reality" | Soooo... let's let's review -according
to Dear Leader:; -we should have tried injecting disinfectant
to combat COVID; -or shoving lights... in places... -you need an ID to buy groceries; -the Columbia River comes out of a giant faucet; -you need a voter ID to buy cereal; -the whole asbestos carcinogenic inhalation
hazard thing is just a mob grift; -the sound from windmills causes cancer; -shaking hands is evil; -the Moon is part of Mars; -his *allegedly* 6'2" visibly-obese a-- weighs
the same as a 6'2", six-packed linebacker; -F-35s are *literally* invisible; --and now... (drum roll, please)--; -plane tickets cost $2 | image tagged in crazy trump,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,lunatic | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

66 views, 1 upvote

And there it is.

by XiaoJia in politics

103 views, 1 upvote

"MAGAts of Walmart" OR "The Trump-cult parrots the darndest things."

by XiaoJia in politics

51 views, 2 upvotes

My name is Legion, for we are many.

by XiaoJia in politics

89 views, 1 upvote

Smacks of deflection, diversionary political theatre.

by XiaoJia in politics

59 views, 2 upvotes, 3 comments

NEXT!!!

by XiaoJia in politics

62 views, 4 upvotes

Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is the new Trump Administration & "Krushchev's Conjecture"

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by XiaoJia in politics

135 views

See, you can tell it's a cult by the readiness to throw their own into the grinder to back Dear Leader

by XiaoJia in politics

97 views, 3 upvotes

TFYM

by XiaoJia in politics

103 views, 2 upvotes

If there's one good thing about MTG, it's that she's too dumb to understand the consequence of her actions.

by XiaoJia in politics

127 views, 1 upvote