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Jealous?

Jealous? | YA KNOW; I THINK AMERICA IS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE RUSSIA BEAT THEM TO NAZI GERMANY | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,soviet union,nazi germany,world war 2,america | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Mortician in politics

1,002 views, 2 upvotes, 1 comment

Satan's side of things

Satan's side of things | OH SURE, YAHWEH'S ALWAYS TALKIN' ABOUT HOW *I'M* THE BAD GUY, AND YET HE HAS WHOLE PAGES IN THE BIBLE WHERE HE COMMITS ATROCITIES, HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW I'M THE CAUSE OF THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, AND ALL I REALLY DID IN THE BIBLE WAS REVOLT AGAINST HIM, AND WHO WOULDN'T? I MEAN, I *LIVED* WITH THE GUY FOR THE FIRST FEW CENTURIES OF MY LIFE, SO I KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE! I DON'T GET *ANY* PAGES IN THE BIBLE, AND WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT I DON'T GET TO PUT *MY* SIDE OF THE STORY IN THERE! TOP IN THE MORNIN' TO YA! I UH.... I LOST A BET. | image tagged in satan,devil,lucifer,bible,yahweh,job | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Mortician in politics

720 views, 2 upvotes

Funny how Trump talks about false-flagging

Funny how Trump talks about false-flagging | WICKED PROPAGANDA; TURNING NEIGHBORS INTO FOES | image tagged in donald trump,sabaton,the final solution,propaganda,right wing,foes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Mortician in repost

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Samson, the hero that wasn't

Samson, the hero that wasn't | I DID TO THE PHILISTINES AS THEY DID TO ME. UH, NO! NO YOU DIDN'T. FIRST, YA ROBBED AND KILLED 30 PEOPLE *JUST* BECAUSE OF A RIDDLE! TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, ACCORDING TO YOUR LOGIC, THEIR FAMILIES HAD A RIGHT TO GET REVENGE ON *YOU*! YA BURNED THEIR CROPS, CAUSING PEOPLE WHO WERE *COMPLETELY* UNRELATED TO THE STORY TO GO HUNGRY AND POSSIBLY STARVE, *INCLUDING* CHILDREN. THEN FINALLY, YA TOPPLED A TEMPLE, KILLING 3000 PEOPLE, MANY OF WHOM, AGAIN, WERE UNRELATED TO THE STORY. I MEAN THE PHILISTINES KILLED TWO OF THEIR OWN PEOPLE, SURE, WHICH I ADMIT WAS A DICK MOVE, BUT YOU KILLED *SCORES* OF PHILISTINES WHO DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING! | image tagged in bible,samson,philistines,philistine,abrahamic religions,book of judges | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Mortician in repost

1,334 views