OH SURE, YAHWEH'S ALWAYS TALKIN' ABOUT HOW *I'M* THE BAD GUY, AND YET HE HAS WHOLE PAGES IN THE BIBLE WHERE HE COMMITS ATROCITIES, HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW I'M THE CAUSE OF THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, AND ALL I REALLY DID IN THE BIBLE WAS REVOLT AGAINST HIM, AND WHO WOULDN'T? I MEAN, I *LIVED* WITH THE GUY FOR THE FIRST FEW CENTURIES OF MY LIFE, SO I KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE! I DON'T GET *ANY* PAGES IN THE BIBLE, AND WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT I DON'T GET TO PUT *MY* SIDE OF THE STORY IN THERE! TOP IN THE MORNIN' TO YA! I UH.... I LOST A BET.
