I DID TO THE PHILISTINES AS THEY DID TO ME. UH, NO! NO YOU DIDN'T. FIRST, YA ROBBED AND KILLED 30 PEOPLE *JUST* BECAUSE OF A RIDDLE! TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, ACCORDING TO YOUR LOGIC, THEIR FAMILIES HAD A RIGHT TO GET REVENGE ON *YOU*! YA BURNED THEIR CROPS, CAUSING PEOPLE WHO WERE *COMPLETELY* UNRELATED TO THE STORY TO GO HUNGRY AND POSSIBLY STARVE, *INCLUDING* CHILDREN. THEN FINALLY, YA TOPPLED A TEMPLE, KILLING 3000 PEOPLE, MANY OF WHOM, AGAIN, WERE UNRELATED TO THE STORY. I MEAN THE PHILISTINES KILLED TWO OF THEIR OWN PEOPLE, SURE, WHICH I ADMIT WAS A DICK MOVE, BUT YOU KILLED *SCORES* OF PHILISTINES WHO DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!
