I can just imagine him trying a last ditch attempt to win the youth vote...
"Back in Scranton, South Dakota-
(Mr. President, you mean Pennsylvania)
"Yeah, Bangladesh, that's what I said. Anyway...
(Campaign staffer gives up)
"...back in those days Cornpop and his gang... y'usa'.. use uh.. used t' call me the skdibididi rizzler, man. Not a joke!"
(Staffer tries to lead him off stage)
"Yeah, my sigma gyatt was so fanum tax of Gramp-Unc-Grumple Finnegan, Jack! *whispering* And Kai Cenat said so too."
