Single people don’t pay more taxes than married people. The standard deduction for a married couple filing jointly is exactly double that of a single person.
Married couples actually end up paying more if a married couple has two very high, equal incomes. Then they may experience a "marriage penalty." This happens because the top tax bracket for married couples is not double that of a single person.

Someone who doesn’t know the difference between a chiropractor and a masseuse. This explains your meme.

FBI and CIA agents aren’t cops either. What’s your point?

You should home school your kids.

Agreed. This whole DST is a joke. We need to go back to standard time this fall and stay there.