1 you can eat good food when you're alive
2 you can evade taxes when you're alive
3 you can kill people when you're alive
4 you can kidnap kids when you're alive
5 you can scam grandmas when you're alive
6 you can play loud music at 4am when you're alive
7 you can leave shopping carts all over the parking lot when you're alive
8 you can nuke Venezuela when you're alive
9 you can wake up your family with a brass instrument early in the morning when you're alive
10 you can watch your friend get arrested on cp charges when you're alive
