back Oh, look at you, just a sorry excuse for a human being, Their face so ugly, it could scare away a dragon or even a king, Their aura reeks of failure and despair, I swear, they could make a stone-cold heart start to care. But alas, they're just pathetic, a complete and utter waste, No wonder their family left them, they're nothing but a disgrace, Even the devil himself would turn away in disgust, For [insert person name here] is lower than the dirt, no one to trust. Oh, and don't even get me started on their lack of responsibility, Daddy went for milk and never came back, now that's a tragedy, But let's be real, who would want to come home to such a mess, With [insert person name here] around, it's no wonder he chose to confess. And let's talk about their intelligence, or lack thereof, I doubt they could pass a test, even with a push or a shove, Their brain is as empty as a hollow tree, I bet they can't even count to three. So, to sum it all up, [insert person name here] is a complete and utter failure, A walking disaster, a sad excuse for a human tailor, But hey, at least they have one talent, and that's making people cringe, Just like their existence, it's like a never-ending binge.
NAHH BRO LOOKS LIKE HE GOT INSULTED BY A TRASHCAN MY GUY CRYING SO HARD HE TURNED INTO 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE SSSSSS SSSSS HE BE CRYING TO HIS MOMMY, MWOMMMY WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHH YOU TRY TO ORDER FROM BURGER KING THEY SAY “ SORRY SIR WE DONT ALLOW WHALES HERE” I BET YO RUSTY BURGER KING FOOD DIET GIVES YOU 150 POUNDS A DAY MOM I CAN'T WALK IS WHAT YOUD SAY, SAW YOU IN YOUR FNAF GEN Z FURRY COSTUME DOING MOEWW WOOOOFF WOOOOFFF WITH YOU FURRY GF,I SAW YOU YESTERDAY EATING THE WHOLE MENU OF MCDONALDS GOING I'M LOVING IT, I SAW YOU SAYING KRABBY PATTY THE WHOLE SCHOOL CALL YOU A FATTY PATTY YOU BET YO WIFE YOU COULD LOSE 190 POUNDS IN ONE DAY GUESS WHAT, IT TOOK YOU A YEAR
I SAW YOU COPY AND PASTING’ ROASTS FROM PACKGOD YOU WENT WAHHH THESE ARE MY ROASTS WAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU GO TO THE GYMNASIUM YOU FALL OF THE BARS WHEN YOU TRYNA CLIMB ON THE FIRST ONE YOU EAT 120 PLUS GUMMY BEARS AND SAY “MOM GUESS WHAT I THINK I WAS 450 POUNDS LAST TIME NOW IM 680” YOU FATTER THAN 50 T-REX’S YOU BUILT LIKE CAILLOU YOU SAY “MOMMYYY I WANT DA DINOSWORE PWEAASEE” BRO YOU BUILT LIKE ONE DOLLAR PERFUME FROM DOLLAR GENERAL YOU GO SSSSSSS SSSSS WHEN YOUR SAD THE SPRAY BOTTLE CRACKS KKKKKKKCKCC KKCCCC YOU THINK YO LIL AHH’ FUNNY YOU GO LIKE KNOCCKK KNOCKKK ‘WHOS DWERE’ “MY NEW NIKE KICKS FROM MY DAD IN HIS 40 YEAR OLD BASEMENT” YOU GET YOUR DIVERS PERMIT FROM BURGER KING BROSKI RIDING IN YOUR 20 YEAR OLD MASSIVE RUSTY SHOEEEEE YOU TRY TO PUSH THE PEDAL YOU GOTTA MAKE THE NOISE YOU GO “HMMMM HNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” CAR BUILT FROM FOAM YOU OWN THATS LIKE A DOME FROM HOME YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ZOO WHERE THE LIONS ARE 20 YEAR OLD FURRYS YOU CALL HOME SWEET HOME YAYY MY NON-EXISTENT DAD ISNT COMING BACK YOU GO TO THE ZOO IN YOUR GEN Z FURRY COSTUME EATING THE 20 YEAR OLD BIRD FOOD HOMEMADE WITH ONLY ONE INGREDIENT! YUMMMMY IS WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU EAT THE BIRD FOOD YOU GOT NO WATER SO YOU SUCK THE JUICE OUT OF YOUR “B I R D FOOD” YOU TRY TO FIT IN YOUR TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD, YOUR TO FAT TO FIT ON IT THE BIRD GOES “ SQUUUUUAUAAAAAWWWWKKKKKK “ YOU TRY TO BREAK OUT YOUR HOME OH NO YOU CANT YOUR TO FAT! LAST TIME I SAW YOUR FINGERS THEY WERE OVER 214 POUNDS EACH NOW THEIR 564 POUNDS SHUT YO LIL MOUTH’ UP YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOOKED AT A MIRROR OH WAIT IT CRACKED WOMPPP WOMPPPP I SAW YOU GET ROASTED BY A 6 YEAR OLD YOU TURNED INTO THAT 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE I MENTIONED EARLIER WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH YOU BROKE THE WINDOWS OF YOUR 500 DOLLAR BRICK BUILT BROKEN DUSTY CRUS
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt. Your attempt at humor is so abysmal, it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except even the wreckage manages to be more amusing than your joke. I would rather endure a root canal performed by a blindfolded amateur with rusty tools than subject myself to another one of your so-called jokes. The sheer audacity of your comedic failure makes me question if evolution took a wrong turn somewhere. It's as if you gathered the world's most advanced s
