NAHH BRO LOOKS LIKE HE GOT INSULTED BY A TRASHCAN MY GUY CRYING SO HARD HE TURNED INTO 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE SSSSSS SSSSS HE BE CRYING TO HIS MOMMY, MWOMMMY WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHH YOU TRY TO ORDER FROM BURGER KING THEY SAY “ SORRY SIR WE DONT ALLOW WHALES HERE” I BET YO RUSTY BURGER KING FOOD DIET GIVES YOU 150 POUNDS A DAY MOM I CAN'T WALK IS WHAT YOUD SAY, SAW YOU IN YOUR FNAF GEN Z FURRY COSTUME DOING MOEWW WOOOOFF WOOOOFFF WITH YOU FURRY GF,I SAW YOU YESTERDAY EATING THE WHOLE MENU OF MCDONALDS GOING I'M LOVING IT, I SAW YOU SAYING KRABBY PATTY THE WHOLE SCHOOL CALL YOU A FATTY PATTY YOU BET YO WIFE YOU COULD LOSE 190 POUNDS IN ONE DAY GUESS WHAT, IT TOOK YOU A YEAR
I SAW YOU COPY AND PASTING’ ROASTS FROM PACKGOD YOU WENT WAHHH THESE ARE MY ROASTS WAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU GO TO THE GYMNASIUM YOU FALL OF THE BARS WHEN YOU TRYNA CLIMB ON THE FIRST ONE YOU EAT 120 PLUS GUMMY BEARS AND SAY “MOM GUESS WHAT I THINK I WAS 450 POUNDS LAST TIME NOW IM 680” YOU FATTER THAN 50 T-REX’S YOU BUILT LIKE CAILLOU YOU SAY “MOMMYYY I WANT DA DINOSWORE PWEAASEE” BRO YOU BUILT LIKE ONE DOLLAR PERFUME FROM DOLLAR GENERAL YOU GO SSSSSSS SSSSS WHEN YOUR SAD THE SPRAY BOTTLE CRACKS KKKKKKKCKCC KKCCCC YOU THINK YO LIL AHH’ FUNNY YOU GO LIKE KNOCCKK KNOCKKK ‘WHOS DWERE’ “MY NEW NIKE KICKS FROM MY DAD IN HIS 40 YEAR OLD BASEMENT” YOU GET YOUR DIVERS PERMIT FROM BURGER KING BROSKI RIDING IN YOUR 20 YEAR OLD MASSIVE RUSTY SHOEEEEE YOU TRY TO PUSH THE PEDAL YOU GOTTA MAKE THE NOISE YOU GO “HMMMM HNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” CAR BUILT FROM FOAM YOU OWN THATS LIKE A DOME FROM HOME YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ZOO WHERE THE LIONS ARE 20 YEAR OLD FURRYS YOU CALL HOME SWEET HOME YAYY MY NON-EXISTENT DAD ISNT COMING BACK YOU GO TO THE ZOO IN YOUR GEN Z FURRY COSTUME EATING THE 20 YEAR OLD BIRD FOOD HOMEMADE WITH ONLY ONE INGREDIENT! YUMMMMY IS WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU EAT THE BIRD FOOD YOU GOT NO WATER SO YOU SUCK THE JUICE OUT OF YOUR “B I R D FOOD” YOU TRY TO FIT IN YOUR TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD, YOUR TO FAT TO FIT ON IT THE BIRD GOES “ SQUUUUUAUAAAAAWWWWKKKKKK “ YOU TRY TO BREAK OUT YOUR HOME OH NO YOU CANT YOUR TO FAT! LAST TIME I SAW YOUR FINGERS THEY WERE OVER 214 POUNDS EACH NOW THEIR 564 POUNDS SHUT YO LIL MOUTH’ UP YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOOKED AT A MIRROR OH WAIT IT CRACKED WOMPPP WOMPPPP I SAW YOU GET ROASTED BY A 6 YEAR OLD YOU TURNED INTO THAT 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE I MENTIONED EARLIER WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH YOU BROKE THE WINDOWS OF YOUR 500 DOLLAR BRICK BUILT BROKEN DUSTY CRUS
