back Oh, look at you, just a sorry excuse for a human being, Their face so ugly, it could scare away a dragon or even a king, Their aura reeks of failure and despair, I swear, they could make a stone-cold heart start to care. But alas, they're just pathetic, a complete and utter waste, No wonder their family left them, they're nothing but a disgrace, Even the devil himself would turn away in disgust, For [insert person name here] is lower than the dirt, no one to trust. Oh, and don't even get me started on their lack of responsibility, Daddy went for milk and never came back, now that's a tragedy, But let's be real, who would want to come home to such a mess, With [insert person name here] around, it's no wonder he chose to confess. And let's talk about their intelligence, or lack thereof, I doubt they could pass a test, even with a push or a shove, Their brain is as empty as a hollow tree, I bet they can't even count to three. So, to sum it all up, [insert person name here] is a complete and utter failure, A walking disaster, a sad excuse for a human tailor, But hey, at least they have one talent, and that's making people cringe, Just like their existence, it's like a never-ending binge.
