nothing says hardcore like committing a couple crimes

October 21: Naked Florida man accused of killing his ‘Peeping Tom’ neighbor

Do not yell at the moon?!

Ah, the Astley paradox. Rick says he will never give you “Up”. But by not giving you “Up”, he lets you down. He can’t tell you he can, as he will never tell a lie. He can’t abandon the situation, as he will never say goodbye or desert you. Therefore, creating the Astley paradox.

but does age really matter when you’re almost as old as the Declaration of Independence?