You don't have to include your birthday if you don't want to.

With... pizza?

Yeah... Ikr it's weird 😶🤔

August 7th... florida man smokes THC to prepare for the return of Jesus. Help me.

October 21: Naked Florida man accused of killing his ‘Peeping Tom’ neighbor

A Florida man is behind bars months after he allegedly hurled a three-foot alligator through the drive through window of a Wendy's.

Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn't take a bath

A Florida man was arrested on Wednesday afternoon for DUI after he reportedly mistook a bank drive-thru for Taco Bell. Florida man: hello i would like a extra meat hard shell

March 20: Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert

I got ultra Florida man

lol

I got a naked old man that stole mail from his neighbours.

oof

Jerry Henry had an "AK-style rifle" as he entered the McDonald's drive-thru

A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling

“Florida man steals baby formula from Publix while dressed in a bonnet and a blue dress with flowers on it”

An alleged toilet chucker from Florida is facing a felony charge after flinging an old crapper through the window

https://ifloridaman.com/florida-man-september-17/

Dude... he stole 600$ worth of Cat blood from a Cat Clinic
that's awkwardly dark...

Cat blood...? Why-

Maybe a ritual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

For...?
I'm sorry, I fail to comprehend-

Probably to bring back his fallen Florida men

Yes, but he fell in the process.

Not on purpose though :/

ik

Then why are telling me?

It's a joke, lol

You've confused me :/

Such a meaningful sacrifice

A naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted gibberish - June 27

Mine is

April 3rd:

Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex

Mine is: Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate all the Cheez-Its and drank all the tea

April 22
Florida man slapped with big mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument

He used a child as a human shield, and the child was one and in 2018 he was making custom grills in his house and practiced dentistry without a license and captured an alligator with a trash bag

I searched up Florida man and Florida woman, and here's what I got:
32-year-old man was arrested in Daytona Beach Shores after he stole a live alligator from a miniature golf course. He reportedly tried to throw the gator onto the roof of a cocktail lounge to "teach it a lesson" and was later seen stomping on it.
43-year-old Crestview woman was arrested after she allegedly stole her roommate's pet jumping spider and drowned it in ginger ale. The victim discovered her $70 pet was missing, and the woman later confessed to the act via text message, leading to charges of animal cruelty and petty theft.
my birthday is July 15th help

“Florida man steals ambulance, does not make a clean getaway” he got it stuck in the mud lol

Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation

florida man puts laxatives in boy's medication

Florida man sets fire to car belonging to ex-girlfriend who also happens to be his cousin

Florida man stuck to witness the inside of a tornado

Florida man arrested after shooting mom who asked him to ‘stop smoking in the house

Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 for Booze and Ice Cream

Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage

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