Santa is a pe-

Huh, no wonder why those kids hate Santa. Apparently, Santa is an anagram for Satan.

I KNEW IT

Cookies for Satan

ikr

Yep

Timmy Took a DUMP on Santa's Lap That's what aint right

Santa isn't Happy either.

im DEAD---

Yea!

Of course it could be George, mike, Dick or Harry too.

What the hell

Interesting
Seems kinda darkhumour to me

Yea

Yea it is humourous, on the dark side. Funny, but most saint things should be.

We do not know how we portray mother Theresa;..., Folk lore.

Real dark humor would take an even more 3vil turn...
This is probably what REALLY happened when Santa met Mrs Claus...

Wow Santa, wait till the children hear about this.

I'm a child I know some things

I mean the little clueless kids, not you.

K

So Mrs Claus is a little girl?

NAAHHHH 😭😭😭

Oh lawdy

At least you are questioning this lunacy. 22 is an adult.

She married Santa when she was 22

And he was 1,545

LOL, best comment

:0)

Out of all the things I’ve thought about…
The Claus’s ages are not one of them.

Hehe

Well, we all know santa is a pedo (he watches kids 24/7) But he’s married to woman 16 centuries younger than him, sure, however she is still 226 yrs old.

It's like they said... Age is just a number.

Like they also say, jail is just a room.

A comment is just a sentence

A santa is just a fat eskimo with a different color scheme

You made me really laugh, and that doesn't happen often.

Heh, thanks.
Here's an alternative.
A santa is just another man with a red hat beloved by children
Reference moment

Where's the reference from? You said Reference moment.

Red hat
Beloved by children
No?
Think of the 2d/3d platforming, rpg, party, and sports games
What single character appears within all these?
If you got nothin after all that then idk lol

Ah yes, it's a me, Mario!

You must be happy with your cookies.

I'm not happy with my school lunch.

I'll give you 126835 fresh cookies!

btw replace the second year with millenium.
and you get some bs number like
31688087800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
give or take a few trigintillions.

ok

For example.
you would click 600 times per minute, 36000 times per hour, 864000 times a day, 315576000 times a year, 315576000000 times a year.Divide 10¹⁰⁰ by that and you will have just how long you had to click.
For even more context, the Universe has existed for 13.5 billion years or so.

... Wow.

I was wrong.

Ehh, it's just been gone for so long that a good portion of the computer/phone population has forgotten about it.

Oh. Ok. Anyways, I need to check up on my cookies. Still delicious. Yum!

*around not gone

what I mean is
I know that you hadn't clicked that cookie that many times
considering one has an average max of 10 cps
you would have to click it for a very long time.
Even autoclickers wouldn't put a dent in that number.

oh, that. I bet you can't work out how long you would have to click!

You have succeeded
Get yourself a cookie

Cookie Clicker?

You clicked 1E+100 times? Jeez.

(I'm actually joking. I just said this for funny.)

...
A moment of silence for the original good clicking game.

? Cookie Clicker still exists. I play it often.

You assume that I was serious as well.

...?

nani?

I clicked to a googol cookies and won the prize of irl cookie

Virtually, right?

Actually, I secretly own all the cookie empires IRL.

🤣🤣🤣

So is 911

You can't call 911 on a man for marrying a 22 yr old. Grow up.

I was talking about the statement that he said, not the meme

Ok

They were probs dating When She was a minor????

911

What's the problem?

Someone died in your house

Nope, everyone is still alive, I think you meant a cockroach

No, I saw a (sad warning) crown and a porkchop. Rest in peace Technoblade.

Technoblade doesn't live in Mississippi. He died in a hospital of Cancer.

o7 he will be missed by everyone, even robloxians and people playing Among us. I saw tributes to him on both platforms.

Moving on to prevent sadness all over, I'm going to get some milk.