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Jesus explaining about the current state after the Roman Empire fell and rise of the new generation

Jesus explaining about the current state after the Roman Empire fell and rise of the new generation | I already have known about the many nations of the future. But war has finally started and ended in many years and yet, murderers spread in some nations until it ends, but one war just broke out in the year 2022 and I am never impressed. | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Truth is stranger than fiction. Want proof?

Truth is stranger than fiction. Want proof? | ONE OF THESE IS DEFINITY TRUE....BUT WHICH? 12 YEAR OLD JESUS WAS SAVED FROM BEING TRAMPLED BY A MULE BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF, DISGUISED AS AN OLD MAN, WHO PULLED HIM OUT OF THE WAY AND WHISPERED "WE SHALL MEET AGAIN"; BEFORE TURNING INEXPLICABLY EVIL, THE GHOSTS PRESENTING SPECTRAL EVIDENCE IN THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS ALWAYS TOLD THE JUDGES THE ACCUSED WOMEN WERE INNOCENT; LEONARDO DICAPRIO TWIN AND FELLOW ACTOR EDWIN BOOTH SAVED ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S SON ROBERT, FROM BEING KILLED BY A TRAIN. JUST MONTHS BEFORE HIS YOUNGER BROTHER JOHN MURDERED LINCOLN | image tagged in story time jesus,ghost,abe lincoln,history,facts,the truth | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by CorporateLife2k

235 views, 1 upvote

story time

story time | STORY TIME; THERE WAS A PRIEST WHO PUT UP AN AD FOR A BELL RINGER WHICH STAYED UP FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL A GUY WITH NO ARMS CAME IN AND SAID HE SAW HIS AD AND WANTED THE JOB. THE PRIEST TOLD THE GUY "ILL GUVE YOU THE JOB IF U CAN SHOW ME HOW UR GOING TO RING IT" THEY WENT UP TO THE BELL TOWER AND HE SMACKED HIS FACE ON THE BELL AS HARD AS HE COULD. THE PRIEST ASKED "DOESN'T THAT HURT." THE MAN SAID, YEAH, IT HURTS LIKE HELL BUT I DON'T CARE." SO THE PREIST GAVE HIM THE JOB BUT ON THE WAY DOWN FROM THE TOWER THE MAN FELL AND COULDN'T CATCH HIMSELF BECAUSE OF HIS MISSING ARMS, BROKE HIS NECK AND DIED. THE PREIST NOT WANTING TO BE ARRESTED FOR MURDER BURIED THE BODY IN THE CEMETERY. A FEW WEEKS LATER THE POLICE SHOW UP WITH A PICTURE OF THE ARMLESS MAN AND ASKED IF HE KNEW HIS NAME. THE PREIST SAID "I DONT KNOW HIS NAME BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL."; DONT MIND THE REST OF THE WHITE; MIGHT TAKE A WHILE TO GET THROUGH THIS MEME SO HERES; A QUOTE FROM A COMEDIAN:
LIFE IZ A WASTE OF TIME, TIME IZ A WASTE OF LIFE, GET WASTED ALL THE TIME AND ULL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE | image tagged in story time jesus,blank white template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by Grandfather_Glock

98 views, 1 upvote

How to Meme

How to Meme | JESUS HOW DO WE MEME TOWARDS OTHERS? YOU MUST MEME IN LOVE MY CHILDREN. | image tagged in story time jesus,memes,jesus,christianity,religion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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