STORY TIME; THERE WAS A PRIEST WHO PUT UP AN AD FOR A BELL RINGER WHICH STAYED UP FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL A GUY WITH NO ARMS CAME IN AND SAID HE SAW HIS AD AND WANTED THE JOB. THE PRIEST TOLD THE GUY "ILL GUVE YOU THE JOB IF U CAN SHOW ME HOW UR GOING TO RING IT" THEY WENT UP TO THE BELL TOWER AND HE SMACKED HIS FACE ON THE BELL AS HARD AS HE COULD. THE PRIEST ASKED "DOESN'T THAT HURT." THE MAN SAID, YEAH, IT HURTS LIKE HELL BUT I DON'T CARE." SO THE PREIST GAVE HIM THE JOB BUT ON THE WAY DOWN FROM THE TOWER THE MAN FELL AND COULDN'T CATCH HIMSELF BECAUSE OF HIS MISSING ARMS, BROKE HIS NECK AND DIED. THE PREIST NOT WANTING TO BE ARRESTED FOR MURDER BURIED THE BODY IN THE CEMETERY. A FEW WEEKS LATER THE POLICE SHOW UP WITH A PICTURE OF THE ARMLESS MAN AND ASKED IF HE KNEW HIS NAME. THE PREIST SAID "I DONT KNOW HIS NAME BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL."; DONT MIND THE REST OF THE WHITE; MIGHT TAKE A WHILE TO GET THROUGH THIS MEME SO HERES; A QUOTE FROM A COMEDIAN:
LIFE IZ A WASTE OF TIME, TIME IZ A WASTE OF LIFE, GET WASTED ALL THE TIME AND ULL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE
