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Kjv jesus

Kjv jesus | IS SOMEONE WRITING THIS DOWN? MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE ONLY READ THE KJV VERSION; #THINGSJESUSNEVERSAID | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MaxB.Sternberg

385 views, 1 upvote

story time

story time | STORY TIME; THERE WAS A PRIEST WHO PUT UP AN AD FOR A BELL RINGER WHICH STAYED UP FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL A GUY WITH NO ARMS CAME IN AND SAID HE SAW HIS AD AND WANTED THE JOB. THE PRIEST TOLD THE GUY "ILL GUVE YOU THE JOB IF U CAN SHOW ME HOW UR GOING TO RING IT" THEY WENT UP TO THE BELL TOWER AND HE SMACKED HIS FACE ON THE BELL AS HARD AS HE COULD. THE PRIEST ASKED "DOESN'T THAT HURT." THE MAN SAID, YEAH, IT HURTS LIKE HELL BUT I DON'T CARE." SO THE PREIST GAVE HIM THE JOB BUT ON THE WAY DOWN FROM THE TOWER THE MAN FELL AND COULDN'T CATCH HIMSELF BECAUSE OF HIS MISSING ARMS, BROKE HIS NECK AND DIED. THE PREIST NOT WANTING TO BE ARRESTED FOR MURDER BURIED THE BODY IN THE CEMETERY. A FEW WEEKS LATER THE POLICE SHOW UP WITH A PICTURE OF THE ARMLESS MAN AND ASKED IF HE KNEW HIS NAME. THE PREIST SAID "I DONT KNOW HIS NAME BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL."; DONT MIND THE REST OF THE WHITE; MIGHT TAKE A WHILE TO GET THROUGH THIS MEME SO HERES; A QUOTE FROM A COMEDIAN:
LIFE IZ A WASTE OF TIME, TIME IZ A WASTE OF LIFE, GET WASTED ALL THE TIME AND ULL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE | image tagged in story time jesus,blank white template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by Grandfather_Glock

142 views, 1 upvote

Quite the fashion statement

Quite the fashion statement | "BY THIS EVERYONE WILL KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY DISCIPLES,IF YOU BUY $300 BOOTS.” | image tagged in story time jesus,dank,christian,memes,r/dankchristianmemes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by rDankChristianMemes

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by The_Kings_Own

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Jesus vs The Rich

Jesus vs The Rich | "VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, IT IS HARD FOR A RICH MAN TO ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. AND AGAIN I SAY UNTO YOU, IT IS EASIER FOR A CAMEL TO GO THROUGH A NEEDLE'S EYE, THAN FOR A RICH MAN TO ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD."; RICH PEOPLE: | image tagged in story time jesus,dank,christian,memes,jesus,r/dankchristianmemes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by rDankChristianMemes

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by KellyBortner

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Story Time Jesus

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Englihs spelling

by TheOriginalJeffyB

49 views

all in good spirits

by Dont-LookBackInAngerIHeardYouSay

21 views

Story Time Jesus

by NoOneCaresLOL

4,417 views, 3 upvotes

Story Time Jesus

by NoOneCaresLOL

2,034 views, 2 upvotes

Upvote lovin' Jesus

by JaidanRamsey

353 views, 1 comment

Pray HIS will be done...

by anonymous

1,500 views