My old music teacher said he almost hit me with his car when I was crossing the road | I SAID WELL NOW YOU KNOW YOU SUCK AT TWO THINGS. BEING A MUSIC TEACHER AND MURDER. | image tagged in gifs,jokes,about teachers,car,comedy | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
A woman asked me to watch her baby while she went into the store. | I WATCHED THAT BABY CRAWL OUT OF IT'S STROLLER AND CROSS TWO LANES OF TRAFFIC WITHOUT GETTING HIT. | image tagged in gifs,no watch,the baby,weird,randm,jokes | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Mark Normand has some weird shoe lace thing going on. | LOOK AT IT. HE TIED THEM SHOES UP WEIRD AND I DON'T THINK HE WEARS SOCKS. | image tagged in gifs,shoelace,shoelaces,mae planert,mark normand shoes,jokes | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Pose, Point, and stare intensely. | THAT'S ALL THEY DO IN THOSE STUPID HARRY POTTER FILMS. | image tagged in gifs,jokes,weird,random,wizard | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
