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![FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN IOWA. | SOME HEROES DON'T WEAR CAPES...
IOWA MAN JAILED FOR SHOOTING FIREWORKS AT 4 A.M. AND TELLING POLICE HE'D SHOOT MORE FIREWORKS "WITH A BLUNT IN HIS MOUTH BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA." WHEN ASKED TO TAKE A PRELIMINARY BREATHALYZER TEST HE RESPONDED THAT HE WOULD TAKE A PRELIMINARY [EXPLETIVE] YOURSELF TEST."; I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA | image tagged in memes,'murica,usa,fireworks,south park | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/1r4ux6.jpg)
