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Christmas in 2020 be like

Christmas in 2020 be like |  'Twas the night before
Christmas in 2020; When all through the house,
nobody was stirring,
not even my spouse; The facemasks were hung by the chimney with care,
With hopes that Netflix would soon be back on the air; The children were all
asleep in their room,
Worn out from class
on a thing called zoom; When out of my belly
arose such a rumble,
I sprang to my feet,
and I knew I was in trouble; Away to the toilet
I flew like a flash,
'Twas barely sat down
when I caused a big splash; When what to my wondering
eyes should appear,
No TP was to be had,
It was all gone because of the COVID fear; I spoke not a word
and went straight to work,
I found an old sock,
but it hurt from the dirt; My wipes were rapid
and my curses they came
My offering to all hoarders
was every bad name; After the finish of such a gross task,
I used salve to make things alright
To which I exclaimed these words,
A wish that rang through the night:; No smelly Christmas to all,
and to all
a soft wipe! | image tagged in christmas,nightmare before christmas,night before christmas,christmas memes,merry christmas,christmas story | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! |  IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER BUT. . . SOME PEOPLE ARE MAKING CHRISTMAS MEMES LIKE A DERANGED EASTER BUNNY | image tagged in christmas story | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

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Christmas Story

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Christmas in Southside

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