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Christmas in 2020 be like | 'Twas the night before
Christmas in 2020; When all through the house,
nobody was stirring,
not even my spouse; The facemasks were hung by the chimney with care,
With hopes that Netflix would soon be back on the air; The children were all
asleep in their room,
Worn out from class
on a thing called zoom; When out of my belly
arose such a rumble,
I sprang to my feet,
and I knew I was in trouble; Away to the toilet
I flew like a flash,
'Twas barely sat down
when I caused a big splash; When what to my wondering
eyes should appear,
No TP was to be had,
It was all gone because of the COVID fear; I spoke not a word
and went straight to work,
I found an old sock,
but it hurt from the dirt; My wipes were rapid
and my curses they came
My offering to all hoarders
was every bad name; After the finish of such a gross task,
I used salve to make things alright
To which I exclaimed these words,
A wish that rang through the night:; No smelly Christmas to all,
and to all
a soft wipe! | image tagged in christmas,nightmare before christmas,night before christmas,christmas memes,merry christmas,christmas story | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
20 Comments
11 ups, 4y,
1 reply
This is the best πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
12 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Don't You Squidward Meme | NO! YOU'RE the best! | image tagged in memes,don't you squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
9 ups, 4y,
1 reply
You make the best 2020 memes
10 ups, 4y,
1 reply
πŸ›‘ Stop, you really are too kind LOL
5 ups, 4y,
1 reply
No it is so cool ;)
8 ups, 4y
Thanks!
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10 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Good meme
12 ups, 4y
Thank you!
9 ups, 4y,
1 reply
This is flippin genius haha
11 ups, 4y,
1 reply
ROFL πŸ˜‚ Thanks, and Merry Christmas!
3 ups, 4y
LOL πŸ₯žπŸΉ
Yah Merry Christmas to you too! :D
7 ups, 4y,
1 reply
This probably took more time to make than I have left πŸ˜‚
8 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yes, it did take some time to get the wording right, in rhyme, and in tempo with the original story.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
It was really good tho πŸ˜†
2 ups, 4y
6 ups, 4y,
1 reply
That's the best story ever!
9 ups, 4y,
1 reply
4 ups, 4y
6 ups, 4y,
1 reply
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10 ups, 4y
LOL
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  • IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
    'Twas the night before Christmas in 2020; When all through the house, nobody was stirring, not even my spouse; The facemasks were hung by the chimney with care, With hopes that Netflix would soon be back on the air; The children were all asleep in their room, Worn out from class on a thing called zoom; When out of my belly arose such a rumble, I sprang to my feet, and I knew I was in trouble; Away to the toilet I flew like a flash, 'Twas barely sat down when I caused a big splash; When what to my wondering eyes should appear, No TP was to be had, It was all gone because of the COVID fear; I spoke not a word and went straight to work, I found an old sock, but it hurt from the dirt; My wipes were rapid and my curses they came My offering to all hoarders was every bad name; After the finish of such a gross task, I used salve to make things alright To which I exclaimed these words, A wish that rang through the night:; No smelly Christmas to all, and to all a soft wipe!