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Explain Christianity Again, Please?

Explain Christianity Again, Please? | YOU SAY YOU'RE SENDING TELEPATHIC MESSAGES TO A DEAD JEW (WHO'S MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN, AND DAD USED HIM AS A HUMAN SACRIFICE) LETTING HIM KNOW THAT YOU REALLY BELIEVE HE WALKED ON WATER, SO YOU WILL ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND MASTER…; AND YOU'RE PROMISING TO EAT HIS FLESH AND DRINK HIS BLOOD IF HE WILL REMOVE A CURSE OF ETERNAL DAMNATION (IN A FLAMING PIT) PASSED DOWN TO YOU BECAUSE AN OLD WOMAN (WHO WAS MADE FROM THE RIB OF HER PARTNER) ATE A PIECE OF MAGIC FRUIT FROM A MAGICAL TREE BECAUSE A TALKING SNAKE TOLD HER TO? DID I GET THAT RIGHT? | image tagged in christianity,christian,bible,holy bible | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
5,475 views, 3 upvotes, 13 comments

Dried Bahama Seas

Dried Bahama Seas | Is MY hand shortened at all, that I cannot REDEEM? Or have I no power to DELIVER? Behold, at MY rebuke I DRY UP THE SEA, I make the rivers a wilderness..." (Isaiah 50:2) | image tagged in hurricane,irma,bahamas,dried up seas,god,bible | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,561 views, 5 upvotes, 2 comments

But That's None Of My Business

But That's None Of My Business | Paleontology, anthropology, archaeology, and radiometric dating are just guesswork. It's like CSI trying to solve a crime scene after 4,000 years of contamination. | image tagged in memes,kermit the frog,atheism,religion,bible,secularism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,780 views, 3 upvotes, 2 comments

Jeff sessions reading his bible

Jeff sessions reading his bible | JEFF SESSIONS; READING HIS BIBLE | image tagged in head up your ass,jeff sessions,bible,immigrant,immigrant children | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,196 views, 4 upvotes

Fox vs cnn vs the truth

701 views, 3 upvotes, 1 comment

Humble

1,524 views, 4 upvotes

Colossians

109 views, 1 upvote

X, X Everywhere

2,372 views, 2 upvotes, 1 comment
1,110 views, 2 upvotes

If you don't read your bible regularly, a plague of mushrooms will befall you

by anonymous
1,345 views, 3 upvotes, 19 comments