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Some strangely profound advice my grandpa gave me long ago.

Actual Advice Mallard | NEVER MISS A GOOD CHANCE TO SHUT UP | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,311 views, 13 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | INSTALL A $50 DASH CAM IN YOUR CAR IT CAN SAVE YOU THOUSANDS AND EVEN YOUR FREEDOM. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,916 views, 7 upvotes

MoonBucks

MoonBucks | WHEN BUYING STARBUCKS, ASK THEM TO FILL YOUR MEDIUM DRINK IN A LARGE CUP THE CHANCES ARE THEY'LL OVERFILL IT AND YOU JUST GOT A LARGE COFFEE | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,gifs,bad luck brian,politics,jack sparrow being chased | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

556 views, 6 upvotes

LPT: This just saved me a lot of heartache

Actual Advice Mallard | CAN'T AFFORD PAYING YOUR TRAFFIC TICKET RIGHT NOW? CALL THE COURT CLERK AND ASK TO RESCHEDULE THE COURT DATE. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

3,651 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

scumbag actual advice mallard.

scumbag actual advice mallard. | YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE ADVICE FROM A DUCK | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,scumbag | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

469 views, 10 upvotes, 3 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

842 views, 3 upvotes

When your teenage daughter starts school.

by anonymous

5,420 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

Most pairs are separated by not doing this

by anonymous

3,438 views, 8 upvotes

Keep in mind that I didn't do this to watch the kind of videos I know you're thinking about.

by SomeRandomGuy9001

320 views, 6 upvotes, 2 comments

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by anonymous

204 views, 7 upvotes

Never trust that they will note your account.

by anonymous

1,746 views, 5 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

840 views, 7 upvotes, 2 comments

It's a small request, but it's oh-so-helpful

by anonymous

2,723 views, 6 upvotes

Perhaps this breaks some unwritten rule about breakups, but it's what I would want. Lying just adds insult to injury, IMHO.

by Tinkerbell81

5,968 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment