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The 15 Christmas Memes Till Christmas Event

The 15 Christmas Memes Till Christmas Event | AN HONEST POLITICIAN, A KIND LAWYER AND SANTA CLAUS WERE TALKING WHEN THEY NOTICED A $5 BILL ON THE FLOOR; WHO PICKED IT UP? SANTA OF COURSE; THE OTHER TWO DON'T EXIST! | image tagged in ebenezer scrooge puns,christmas memes,funny memes,santa claus,politicians,lawyers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Bah, Punbug

Bah, Punbug | I bought the boy a refrigerator for Christmas; I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it | image tagged in ebenezer scrooge puns,memes,bad pun,refrigerator,christmas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Just to See Her Twerq

Just to See Her Twerq | MY SISTER IS SO INCREDIBLY FAT THAT IT IS DIFFICULT FOR HER TO GET AROUND; SO I PUT AN ELECTRIC SHOCK WHOOPEE CUSHION UNDER THE SEAT PILLOW ON HER ROCKING CHAIR; JUST TO SEE HER TWERQ!! | image tagged in memes,funny,wmp,fat,scrooge,bah humbug | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by trainmeister

2,382 views, 3 upvotes, 3 comments

Ebenezer Scrooge Puns

Ebenezer Scrooge Puns | "... IT IS ... DESIRABLE THAT WE SHOULD MAKE SOME SLIGHT PROVISION FOR THE POOR AND DESTITUTE, WHO SUFFER GREATLY AT THE PRESENT TIME. MANY THOUSANDS ARE IN WANT OF COMMON NECESSARIES; HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS ARE IN WANT OF COMMON COMFORTS, SIR."; "ARE THERE NO PRISONS?"
"PLENTY OF PRISONS..."
"AND THE UNION WORKHOUSES." DEMANDED SCROOGE. "ARE THEY STILL IN OPERATION?"
"BOTH VERY BUSY, SIR..."
"THOSE WHO ARE BADLY OFF MUST GO THERE."
"MANY CAN'T GO THERE; AND MANY WOULD RATHER DIE."; "IF THEY WOULD RATHER DIE," SAID SCROOGE, "THEY HAD BETTER DO IT, AND DECREASE THE SURPLUS POPULATION."; SEE, NEO CONSERVATISM AND THE NEW REPUBLICANS AREN'T SO NEW! | image tagged in ebenezer scrooge puns | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by theshowmecanuck

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