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Mental Health Emergency Hotline

Mental Health Emergency Hotline | JUST HEARD THERE'S A NEW 988 EMERGENCY LINE YOU CAN CALL IF YOU ARE IN A MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS. If you are suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder, press 3 repeatedly. If you are bipolar, press 1,then 9, then 1, then 9. If you have paranoid schizophrenia, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are and we are coming for you. | image tagged in 911 dispatch,paranoid,obsessive-compulsive,bipolar,mental illness,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4,685 views, 74 upvotes, 8 comments

First World Problems

First World Problems | 911 OPERATOR: "HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?"; CALLER: "I JUST SAW A STATUE!" | image tagged in 911 dispatch | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
10,762 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment

911 Dispatch

911 Dispatch | ...A MAN AND A WOMAN WITH ASSAULT WEAPONS BROKE IN AND YOU ARE ALONE WITH YOUR 3 KIDS?  MA'AM DO YOU HAVE AN AR-15 IN THE HOUSE YOU CAN USE FOR PROTECTION?  THE PRESIDENT SAID YOU DON'T NEED AN AR-15? WELL THAT'S OK MA'AM THE POLICE HAVE AR-15S SO STAY WHERE YOU ARE, THEY AND THE CORONER WILL BE THERE IN APPROXIMATELY 10 MINUTES. | image tagged in 911 dispatch,ar-15,pro-gun,anti-gun,assault weapons,protection | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
42,983 views, 3 upvotes

911 Dispatch

911 Dispatch | *SCREAMING-HES GOING TO KILL ME! 
911 - IS THERE A GUN IN THE HOUSE? WOMAN - NO WE ARE ANTI GUN.                           
911- OH? I GUESS YOU ARE SCREWED. | image tagged in 911 dispatch | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,687 views, 2 upvotes