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jewish humor | A POOR MAN WALKING IN THE FOREST FEELS CLOSE ENOUGH TO GOD TO ASK, "GOD, WHAT IS A MILLION YEARS TO YOU?" GOD REPLIES, "MY SON, A MILLION YEARS TO YOU IS LIKE A SECOND TO ME."; THE MAN ASKS, "GOD, WHAT IS A MILLION DOLLARS TO YOU?" GOD REPLIES, "MY SON, A MILLION DOLLARS TO YOU IS LESS THAN A PENNY TO ME. IT MEANS ALMOST NOTHING TO ME." THE MAN ASKS, "SO GOD, CAN I HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS?" AND GOD REPLIES "IN A SECOND." | image tagged in jewish humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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jewish humor | AN OLD MAN IS STRUCK BY CAR AND BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL.  A NURSE ENTERS HIS ROOM AND SAYS: "SIR, ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?"; THE OLD MAN REPLIES: "I MAKE A NICE LIVING." | image tagged in jewish humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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jewish humor | I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 34 YEARS, AND I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH THE SAME WOMAN. IF MY WIFE EVER FINDS OUT, I'LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE! | image tagged in jewish humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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jewish humor | TWO MEN OF CHELM WENT OUT FOR A WALK, WHEN SUDDENLY IT BEGAN TO RAIN. "QUICK," SAID ONE "OPEN YOUR UMBRELLA." "IT WON'T HELP," SAID HIS FRIEND "MY UMBRELLA IS FULL OF HOLES."; "THEN WHY DID YOY BRING IT?" "I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD RAIN!" | image tagged in jewish humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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jewish humor | MY WIFE DIVORCED ME FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS. SHE WORSHIPPED MONEY AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY! | image tagged in jewish humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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