THE CENSUS TAKER COMES TO THE GOLDMAN HOUSE. "DOES LOUIS GOLDMAN LIVE HERE?" HE ASKS. "NO," REPLIES GOLDMAN. "WELL, THEN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" "LOUIS GOLDMAN." "WAIT A MINUTE - DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THAT GOLDMAN DOESN'T LIVE HERE?" "AHA," SAYS GOLDMAN. "YOU CALL THIS LIVING?"