TWO JEWS SAT IN THE COFFEEHOUSE, DISCUSSING THE FATE OF THEIR PEOPLE "HOW MISERABLE IS OUR HISTORY" SAID ONE "POGROMS, PLAGUES, DISCRIMINATION, HITLER, NOE-NAZIS.... SOMETIMES I THINK WE'D BE BETTER OFF WE'D NEVER BEEN BORN."; "SURE." SAID HIS FRIEND. "BUT WNO HAS THAT MUCH LUCK - MAYBE ONE IN 50000?"