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Pizza | ANYONE ELSE START SINGING THE CIRCLE OF LIFE ON PIZZA NIGHT? NO, JUST ME THEN? | image tagged in pizza | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,413 views, 14 upvotes, 2 comments

Pizza

Pizza | IT'S PEPPA-RONI PIZZA! | image tagged in pizza | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,841 views, 3 upvotes

I'm here all week, try the veal!

I'm here all week, try the veal! | A MAN WAKES UP AND FINDS HIMSELF IN A HOSPITAL ROOM, ONE WITH ONLY HIMSELF IN IT. HE HAS NO RECOLLECTION OF HOW HE GOT THERE. WHILE PONDERING IT, HIS BEDSIDE PHONE RINGS, AND HE ANSWERS IT. A DOCTOR ON THE OTHER END IDENTIFIES HIMSELF, AND TELLS THE MAN: "I HAVE REALLY BAD NEWS. YOU'RE VERY SICK. AFTER YOUR COLLAPSE YESTERDAY, WE ORDERED SEVERAL TESTS, AND GOT THE RESULTS BACK THIS MORNING. I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE AVAIN FLU, EBOLA, AND YOU'RE POSITIVE FOR HIV AND HEPATITIS." STUNNED, THE MAN ASKS "WELL, WHAT'S NEXT!? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?" THE DOC REPLIES: "WELL, FOR STARTERS, WE'RE PUTTING YOU ON A STRICT DIET OF ONLY PIZZA." THE PATIENT ASKS: "WILL THAT REALLY HELP ME, DOCTOR?" "NO", THE DOC RESPONDS. "BUT IT'S ALL WE CAN FIT UNDER THE DOOR." | image tagged in pizza,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
1,674 views, 3 upvotes, 2 comments

Pizza

Pizza | FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA NIGHT; TIME TO PARTY ALL NIGHT | image tagged in pizza | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,822 views

Pizza

Pizza | IF YOU JUST FOLD IT IN HALF 
LIKE AN ITALIAN QUESADILLA; YOU.RE ONLY HAVING ONE SLICE; YOU'RE WELCOME. | image tagged in pizza | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Pizza

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