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SCP document

SCP document | SCP-500; SAFE; SCP-500 MUST BE STORED IN A COOL AND DRY PLACE AWAY FROM BRIGHT LIGHT. SCP-500 IS ONLY ALLOWED TO BE AC-CESSED BY PERSONNEL WITH LEVEL 4 SECURITY CLEARANCE TO PREVENT MISAPPLICATION. SCP-500 IS A SMALL PLASTIC CAN WHICH AT THE TIME OF WRITING CONTAINS FORTY-SEVEN (47) RED PILLS. ONE PILL, WHEN TAKEN ORALLY, EFFECTIVELY CURES THE SUBJECT OF ALL DISEASES WITHIN TWO HOURS, EXACT TIME DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY AND AMOUNT OF THE SUBJECT'S CONDITIONS. DE-SPITE EXTENSIVE TRIALS, ALL ATTEMPTS AT SYNTHESIZING MORE OF WHAT IS THOUGHT TO BE THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT OF THE PILLS HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL.

NOTE FROM DR. KEIN:

SCP PERSONNEL BELOW LEVEL 3 ARE NOW BANNED FROM HANDLING SCP-500. THIS IS NOT TO BE USED TO CURE A HANGOVER. GET AIDS AND THEN ASK PERMISSION.

CONFIDENTIAL!

THIS DOCUMENT THAY NOT BE SHARED WITH OR USED BY PERSONNEL BELOW THE DESIGNATED CLEARANCE LEVEL | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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so lazy

so lazy | 11/18/2024; *; LEVEL 3; scp-lazy; thaumel; give them 5 cup of coffe every day and let them get your pay-check| WARNING:they're scaring from 05s; this scp trying to steal your pay-check,if you not giving to them and they so lazzy if you not doing their job they will kill you | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SCP document

SCP document | SCP-7517; Safe; SCP-7517 does not need to be contained at all, as its interactions with people are playful. It has free; SCP-7517 is a diamond-colored, friendly, sentient paper crane that is capable of flight, teleportation, and speech. SCP-7517 prefers she/her pronouns but is fine if you use others. Similar to SCP-368, it takes any attempt to contain it as a game, making it difficult to contain it, even though it does not need to be contained. SCP-7517 was discovered the same way as SCP-368, but it was easier to transport her to a safer place. It shows no desire to be copied, but instead makes paper cranes that immediately become sentient. Right before becoming sentient, the copy changed color that looked similar to a gem, like amethyst or emerald. Any copies of SCP-7517 are classified as SCP-7517-2, and the original is classified as SCP-7517-1. | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SCP-4364

SCP-4364 | scp-4364; Keter; scp-4364 cannot be contained since it is a hostile entity; scp-4364 is a event when people watch a nuclear bomb explode a random area it will choose its target and destroy it however it can replicate the instance of the bomb and could cause a k class scenario | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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