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This file is currently kept private by the Foundation. (NOT FOR PUBLIC VIEW) | SCP-9627; Safe; None need to be taken. The creature is safe to treat like a normal human. SCP-9627 was once thought to be a keter-level anomaly. However, when we captured this specimen, it showed no threat and instead rather made noises that sound like rapping lyrics. The anomaly has displayed behaviors such as challenging Class-D personnel to rap battles, breakdancing and dancing. Caught: May 31st, 2021 | image tagged in scp document,scp | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
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SCP-22002: Frank Thompson's Super Roomba

SCP-22002: Frank Thompson's Super Roomba | SCP-22002: Frank Thompson's Super Roomba; Euklid; Contained in an empty room. Do not put anything in front of SCP-22002. SCP-22002 is a seemingly normal Roomba. However, this Roomba is able to vacuum anything put into its path, and seems to have infinite storage space. | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
567 views, 5 upvotes, 2 comments

SCP document

SCP document | SCP 420-J; Safe; N/R; SCP 420-J is similar to 999, But it is a joint with infinite weed and makes the person 2x happy and relives stress that 2 joints can relive, All Level 2 personnel are free to interact with the subject on Off Duty hours. (Not including Armed Units) | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SCP document

SCP document | SCP-500; SAFE; SCP-500 MUST BE STORED IN A COOL AND DRY PLACE AWAY FROM BRIGHT LIGHT. SCP-500 IS ONLY ALLOWED TO BE AC-CESSED BY PERSONNEL WITH LEVEL 4 SECURITY CLEARANCE TO PREVENT MISAPPLICATION. SCP-500 IS A SMALL PLASTIC CAN WHICH AT THE TIME OF WRITING CONTAINS FORTY-SEVEN (47) RED PILLS. ONE PILL, WHEN TAKEN ORALLY, EFFECTIVELY CURES THE SUBJECT OF ALL DISEASES WITHIN TWO HOURS, EXACT TIME DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY AND AMOUNT OF THE SUBJECT'S CONDITIONS. DE-SPITE EXTENSIVE TRIALS, ALL ATTEMPTS AT SYNTHESIZING MORE OF WHAT IS THOUGHT TO BE THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT OF THE PILLS HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL.

NOTE FROM DR. KEIN:

SCP PERSONNEL BELOW LEVEL 3 ARE NOW BANNED FROM HANDLING SCP-500. THIS IS NOT TO BE USED TO CURE A HANGOVER. GET AIDS AND THEN ASK PERMISSION.

CONFIDENTIAL!

THIS DOCUMENT THAY NOT BE SHARED WITH OR USED BY PERSONNEL BELOW THE DESIGNATED CLEARANCE LEVEL | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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scp 10000 document

scp 10000 document | scp 10000; keter; Image of scp-10000 looking at you; despite the appearance of scp 10000, it is cute but still violent, scp 10000 has
to be kept locked on a 10 by 10 cell at site-509, there is a small door where it could be given
food. it is unstoppable due to it's size. scp 10000 has a apperance which looks like to be glu bu from true and the rainbow kingdom. sometimes it will get mad when given the wrong food it wants and kills the subject with it's sticky glue powers and then the glue freezes with the human then
shatters, test 1 with SCP 409: they both attacked each other but seem to be a massive explosion when their attacks combined.
test 2 with scp 682: scp 682 attacks but scp 10000 gets scared. scp 682 stops attacking then goes attacking the researcher.
test 3 (final test) with scp 096: scp 10000 looks at it's face then starts attacking, scp 096 attacks back but he stepped on the glue and shatters. recovery of 096 must be held. scp 10000 is powerful and cannot be affected with it's own glue. addendum 10000-a: further view with scp 10000 due to it's size looks like a micro bacterium
jampurks langca
10000-b: it's size it's so tiny, somehow it killed subject d-19293.
lancaster brotene | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,701 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

Wait I didn't submit propaly

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She will have her pic in a few days

by anonymous
575 views, 1 upvote, 12 comments

PLS READ IT

by 80HD
1,173 views, 6 upvotes

haha mom joke funny

503 views, 5 upvotes, 2 comments

Karens

484 views, 6 upvotes, 6 comments

KETER OH GOD KILL IT!

806 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

scp tr0ll

2,332 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment

Policepolpo Document

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