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steve martin bad joke | SATAN APPARATES INTO THE MIDDLE OF A LAWYER’S OFFICE LATE ONE NIGHT. THE DEVIL SAYS, “I CAN MAKE YOU WIN EVERY CASE YOU TAKE ON. YOUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE AWED BY YOU, YOUR OPPONENTS WILL RESPECT YOU, AND YOU’LL BE FAR RICHER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. IN EXCHANGE, I WANT YOUR SOUL, YOUR WIFE’S SOUL, YOUR CHILDREN’S SOULS, YOUR PARENTS’ SOULS, YOUR SIBLINGS’ SOULS, YOUR CLIENTS’ SOULS, AND THE SOUL OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS.”; THE LAWYER LOOKS AT THE DEVIL, CONFUSED, SCRATCHES HIS HEAD, AND SAYS, “SO WHAT’S THE CATCH?” | image tagged in steve martin bad joke | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Corona | I CAME INTO CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAD CORONA. HE HAD A SIX-PACK, AND HE WAS COMING OUT OF THE GROCERY STORE. CHEERS. | image tagged in steve martin bad joke,memes,coronavirus,drinking,beer,bad pun | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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steve martin bad joke

steve martin bad joke | YA KNOW, YA GOTTA HAND IT TO SHORT PEOPLE; BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH IT | image tagged in steve martin bad joke | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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steve martin bad joke

steve martin bad joke | I BRAG WHEN I’M WITH MY BIKER FRIENDS, I TELL THEM I RIDE TOO; I HAVE TWO HORSES: ONE NAMED HARLEY, AND THE OTHER IS DAVIDSON | image tagged in steve martin bad joke | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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steve martin bad joke

steve martin bad joke | I ONCE WROTE A POEM THAT GOES LIKE THIS: NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP; THE SERMON LONG AND THE SUBJECT DEEP; IF HE GETS THROUGH BEFORE I WAKE; SOMEONE GIVE ME A GENTLE SHAKE | image tagged in steve martin bad joke | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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steve martin bad joke

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steve martin bad joke

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steve martin bad joke

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