SATAN APPARATES INTO THE MIDDLE OF A LAWYER’S OFFICE LATE ONE NIGHT. THE DEVIL SAYS, “I CAN MAKE YOU WIN EVERY CASE YOU TAKE ON. YOUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE AWED BY YOU, YOUR OPPONENTS WILL RESPECT YOU, AND YOU’LL BE FAR RICHER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. IN EXCHANGE, I WANT YOUR SOUL, YOUR WIFE’S SOUL, YOUR CHILDREN’S SOULS, YOUR PARENTS’ SOULS, YOUR SIBLINGS’ SOULS, YOUR CLIENTS’ SOULS, AND THE SOUL OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS.”; THE LAWYER LOOKS AT THE DEVIL, CONFUSED, SCRATCHES HIS HEAD, AND SAYS, “SO WHAT’S THE CATCH?”
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