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DOES THE MOST-CELEBRATED NFL QUARTERBACK OF THE PAST TWO DECADES PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT?
Witchcraft is so prevalent in our society today, people you would never imagine are being introduced to it. And when those influential celebrities advocate involvement with witchcraft, the public accepts it as no big deal because our culture is now downplaying occult practices. As an example, do you know that the wife of Tom Brady (six-time Super Bowl champion quarterback for the New England Patriots and now with the Tampa Bay Bucs) is a witch. You might think that's crazy but here is Tom admitting his adoption of witchcraft because of her advice: "I've learned a lot from my wife over the years. She's so about the power of intention, you know, and believing things that are really going to happen. And she always makes a little altar for me at the game because she just wills it so much."; "So, she put together a little altar for me that I could bring with pictures of my kids and I have these little special stones and healing stones and protection stones and she has me wear a necklace and take these drops she makes and I say all these mantras. And I stopped questioning her on a long time ago. I did. I just shut up and listen. And at first I was like, 'This is kind of crazy.' "And then about four years ago, we were playing the Seahawks and she said, 'You better listen to me. This is your year but this is all the things you're gonna have to do to win it.' I did all those things and, my God, you know it worked. It was pretty good. And then in 2015, it was about early January and she said, 'You know how much I love you?' And I said, 'Yeah.' And she said, 'I just want to let you know this is not gonna be your year.' And of course, we lost. I said, 'What does 2016 looked like?' She said, '2016 is gonna be your year.' So, it was early January this year and I said, 'Babe, I'm asking, do we have a chance?' And she said, 'Yeah, but you're gonna have to do a lot of work and you're really going to have to listen to me.' So, man, I listen to her. And right after the game she said, 'See, I did a lot of work. You do your work. I do mine.'
She said, 'You're lucky you married a witch. I'm just a good witch.' " | image tagged in nfl,witch,god,bible,christian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHAT IS THE TRUE WONDER OF CHRISTMAS? When it comes to Christmas, most people think it’s just about receiving a ton of presents, eating lots of food, avoiding annoying relatives, and having a few extra days off. Is that it?! Amazingly, even Christians are guilty of the annual misconception concerning the birth of Jesus Christ. All year long, we too miss out on a special “Christmas Excitement” that really is possible. That’s why our study, "The True Wonder of Christmas," seeks to unlock a joy-producing truth for maintaining true Christmas joy every day. You will hear how the Prophet Isaiah declared that the birth of Jesus is not only about forgiveness of our sins, but also to take us into the future coming Millennial Kingdom that will be a time where Jesus rules and reigns on our planet as the Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, and Prince of Peace. If you don’t want to miss out on that true Christmas joy every moment of your year, and instead have it become deflated the
very next day, then watch "The True Wonder of Christmas!" | image tagged in christmas,jesus,christian,truth,bible,god | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHAT ARE THE THREE TYPES OF OLD TESTAMENT JEWISH LAW? They are Civil, Ceremonial, and Moral. (1) CIVIL was how they were to run their theocratic government. But Christians are not under that so the Old Testament death penalty for certain crimes was replaced for Christians when Jesus came, as we see demonstrated by Jesus when he freed the woman caught in adultery. (2) Jewish CEREMONIAL laws included the dietary laws against eating meats like pork. Again, we are no longer under those because we now have the Christian New Covenant in Christ (the New Testament). Since Christ was a Jew, should Christians still worship at Jewish temples and sacrifice animals to cover our sins? No. Our High Priest today is Jesus who cleanses us from sin. So, Old Testament Civil and Ceremonial laws deal with the people of Israel for that time and not the New Covenant we Christians are now under. (3) That said, the third type, Jewish MORAL laws, ARE still in place today. Those are the Bible's teachings against stealing, murder, committing adultery, etc, which are moral laws based on the moral character of God. Moral laws are seen in the Old and New Testaments. God commanded us to be holy because He is holy, which tells us moral laws are based on His character, have always been functioning, and they always will. But again, for civil and ceremonial laws,
the New Covenant in Christ replaces those for Christians. | image tagged in old testament,law,bible,christian,god,jewish | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Thou shalt not

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Christian Hypocrite

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To what extent am I expected to participate in your delusion?

by anonymous
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