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Think Like A Moron

Think Like A Moron | JESUS SAID YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE MIND OF A CHILD TO BE CHRISTIAN AND ENTER HEAVEN. IT MEANS YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID TO BELIEVE ANY OF THAT. | image tagged in jesus,christ,bible,heaven,christian,christianity | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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DOES THE MOST-CELEBRATED NFL QUARTERBACK OF THE PAST TWO DECADES PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT?
Witchcraft is so prevalent in our society today, people you would never imagine are being introduced to it. And when those influential celebrities advocate involvement with witchcraft, the public accepts it as no big deal because our culture is now downplaying occult practices. As an example, do you know that the wife of Tom Brady (six-time Super Bowl champion quarterback for the New England Patriots and now with the Tampa Bay Bucs) is a witch. You might think that's crazy but here is Tom admitting his adoption of witchcraft because of her advice: "I've learned a lot from my wife over the years. She's so about the power of intention, you know, and believing things that are really going to happen. And she always makes a little altar for me at the game because she just wills it so much."; "So, she put together a little altar for me that I could bring with pictures of my kids and I have these little special stones and healing stones and protection stones and she has me wear a necklace and take these drops she makes and I say all these mantras. And I stopped questioning her on a long time ago. I did. I just shut up and listen. And at first I was like, 'This is kind of crazy.' "And then about four years ago, we were playing the Seahawks and she said, 'You better listen to me. This is your year but this is all the things you're gonna have to do to win it.' I did all those things and, my God, you know it worked. It was pretty good. And then in 2015, it was about early January and she said, 'You know how much I love you?' And I said, 'Yeah.' And she said, 'I just want to let you know this is not gonna be your year.' And of course, we lost. I said, 'What does 2016 looked like?' She said, '2016 is gonna be your year.' So, it was early January this year and I said, 'Babe, I'm asking, do we have a chance?' And she said, 'Yeah, but you're gonna have to do a lot of work and you're really going to have to listen to me.' So, man, I listen to her. And right after the game she said, 'See, I did a lot of work. You do your work. I do mine.'
She said, 'You're lucky you married a witch. I'm just a good witch.' " | image tagged in nfl,witch,god,bible,christian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Thou shalt not

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To what extent am I expected to participate in your delusion?

by anonymous
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