Yes, this really happened to me, tag someone who experienced this | ME EXPLAINING TO MY TEACHER ABOUT HOW I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED A PORTAL TO ALTERNATE UNIVERSE FILLED WITH 6’4 CHIHUAHUAS INSTEAD OF HUMANS AND HOW I FOUGHT THEM OFF USING A EXPIRED STICK OF BUTTER I FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, THEN I GOT BACK TO MY OWN UNIVERSE TO FIND MY HOUSE STOLEN BY THE CARTEL MEMBERS I OWN MONEY TO, AND HAD TO LIVE THE NEXT 59 YEARS AS A HOMELESS MAN LIVING IN A MCDONALD'S DUMPSTER, AS A REASON FOR NOT DOING MY HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT | image tagged in gifs,random,funny memes,relatable memes,shitpost | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Ragebait Backpack | Nobody: 6yo me chasing the second strap of my backpack: | image tagged in gifs,shrek,ragebait,backpack | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Shower thoughts | Bob is a tomato from veggie tales, but if tomatoes are a fruit, he should have never been in the show. Just think about it. | image tagged in gifs,bob,tomatoes,veggietales,shower thoughts | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker