Damn | FATHER TALKS TO HIS 5-YEAR-OLD SON: “NO, PETIE, YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY. THERE IS NO MONSTER SLEEPING UNDER YOUR BED. IT SLEEPS EVERY DAY IN THE BED NEXT TO ME.” | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

train hitting bus gif | WHAT’S YELLOW AND CAN’T SWIM? A BUS FULL OF CHILDREN. | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Party Parrot | WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND CANCER? MY DAD DIDN’T BEAT CANCER. | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

WOO YEAH BABY | EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE. FOR INSTANCE, WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Uncanny Pingu | I VISITED MY FRIEND AT HIS NEW HOUSE. HE TOLD ME TO MAKE MYSELF AT HOME. SO I THREW HIM OUT. I HATE HAVING VISITORS. | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Rage Table Smash | A MAN WENT INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE. THE LIBRARIAN SAID: “F**K OFF, YOU WON’T BRING IT BACK.” | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker