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don draper 2 | So I was at the bar last night and the waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" So I yelled, "I know the whole alphabet!" Everyone laughed.  | image tagged in don draper 2 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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And everybody loses their minds Meme | THAT'S SO DARK I LOL'D | image tagged in memes,and everybody loses their minds | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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It's all fun and games until somebody chokes on a swizzle stick.
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dark and dank!
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But Thats None Of My Business Meme | THE DUDE CROAKED BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS | image tagged in memes,but thats none of my business,kermit the frog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Upvote for you. very clever.
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I croak occasionally, it's what I do.
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I GOT CHOKED ON A PEANUT AT THE BAR THE OTHER NIGHT GAVE THE WHOLE PLACE A GOOD LAUGH | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
This is fabulous!
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That's hilarious.
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CRAZYRUSSIANHACKER!!!!!!!
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Jus laik dat, an boom.
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Mixed with pop-rocks, takes out the whole bar!
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You really are a metal fan. Is it "Death Metal"?
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So, I know that you might be making a joke, but yeah, a have a pretty wide taste in music, but I am metal is the best, all varieties, even '80s hair metal.
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Merriam-Webster dictionary defines kitten as a young cat.
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And a toast to you, too. :-)
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But it looks like tasty toast so I'll take it.
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That's discrimination!
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That explains it. :-)
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And a good imitation it is.
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Haha.
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That's so awful and hilarious. Lol.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Yeah I know. Thanks.
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Well done. :)
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You get an upvote.
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A student of history! Upvote! (The younguns won't get it)
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Must be one of those people..
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The guy should have just kept drinking water (H2O).
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He tried drinking water but couldn't keep it in his stomach.
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Thanks. Interesting user name.
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Palooza- a wild, crazy party
- google
So basically a huge rainbow party, and 64, because 64 is my favorite number.
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Wow. I can't believe this got to the front page. Thanks. I didn't think anyone "had time fo dat."
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Made me laugh
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If you laugh while someone is choking it doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just slap them on the back a few times
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Great gag!!! I have to admit I had to see this a 2nd time to get, I felt stupid!!! lol
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F**king awesome meme bra! I love that meme. :{
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Can't believe it got so far. Thanks.
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Oh that's great. Good one
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( ?° ?? ?°)
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I guess Eugene choked on an ice cube at the bar while watching Comics Night Out.
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Now that kid looks like he could be laughing and choking at the same time
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Dies, but brought back with CPR.
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So I was at the bar last night and the waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" So I yelled, "I know the whole alphabet!"; Everyone laughed. Except this one guy.
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