Ha ha! Thank you, that nice of you to say that! :). Socrates doesn't have an Alt., he's never mentioned one, plus, that's not his style anyway. I've never had one either. Socrates is really good, he makes some really, really good ones, I enjoy them all! Mine are, at least it's seems, and I've been told that they're usually on the bizarre/strange/way the hell out in left field. Lol. My sense of humor differs from the mainstream, I like it like that! I'm here to have fun, I'm sure you are,too! Thanks again for your kinds words! Holler at me anytime! :)