Creepy Condescending Wonka

Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | SO YOU'RE PRO-CHOICE, BUT AGAINST CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.. PURCHASE THAT MORAL COMPASS FROM PLANNED PARENTHOOD? | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | MAYBE I'LL CHOOSE TO ROB THAT BANK AND THEN GO SHOOT UP A SCHOOL AFTER ALL, I'M PRO CHOICE | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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" sorry Mr NSA, I was born straight white male Christian conservative."
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Is the pazuzu dipshit still an issue?
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Oh good.
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After reading this a few times... the sarcasm is hilarious!
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I try...really I do. ????
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Don't change! The right needs you!
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Not sure how the question marks got there. I was using my phone, so who knows. It wasn't a question.
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I'm all phone.. it's a booger sometimes
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I LIKE THIS MEME! with your gift of creativity, you can make a "moral compass".. and submit it. Great stuff brother!
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Made this one just for you! imgflip.com/i/vfq7e
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Even funnier after reading 16 satanist comments.
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;) Good one!! Upvote
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Damn. And Americans still wonder why the world thinks they're stupid.
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Actually Americans don't care what the world thinks. But you non-Americans seem to care what we do all day long. lol :)
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That might be because you have the power to annihilate the world at a whim. And seeing how you are cultivating and ignorant public, we're worried.
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lol You think America is the only country with WMD's? I'd be more worried about Israel and their control over the UN than I would be about America.

You're so ignorant to truth that you seem to think America is the only country capable of destroying the world, and yet you think WE'RE "cultivating ignorance"? ROFL! ROFL! Indeed. :{
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Ever notice how foreigners view the US as "aggressors"... and never acknowledge the aid to the world. From Forbes: U.S. Gives Financial Aid to 96% of All Countries.
According to the federal government, for fiscal year 2012, “The United States remained the world's largest bilateral donor, obligating approximately $48.4 billion—$31.2 billion in economic assistance and $17.2 billion in military assistance". And this is the Fed.. not counting what charitable Americans pull out of their pockets for world charity. . Like when an earth quake hits.. tsunamis, etc.
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IFKR? And, they never want to tell you where they're from so you can't shoot holes in their logic by pointing out that their own country is just as guilty. lol Smucks. :{
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He's a muslim student in the UK probably,.. he's sounds like a mulim brit,.. London-stan I would say.
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Either way, his country IS just as guilty as the US. And its people as ignorant in general.

Don't you just love people not doing their homework? lol :{
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You're demonstrating exactly what I mean. Firstly, I wasn't just talking about WMDs. Secondly, I wasn't saying the US is the only country in the world with that power. Thirdly, it is the US that always vetos sanctions against Israel. Fourthly (?) you're a pompous ass. ;)
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How am I "demonstrating exactly what you mean"?

You made a claim that implied America is the only problem. I refuted it and gave an example of a more credible threat. You denied that and claim I'm "cultivating" ignorance? lol Pathetic.

I mean, you say all this stuff now after you made an ass of yourself and instead of admitting you were wrong you go on even more of a tirade against Invicta? lol

Also, no one, me or Invicta, ever said America WAS perfect or without wrongdoing. ALL COUNTRIES/NATIONS/CULTURES ARE GUILTY OF ATROCITY. If you can't understand that, you're an idiot.

And for you to call someone else a nationalist while criticizing a specific nation is hypocrisy. You're obviously nationalistic when it comes to America.

And having an attitude towards Invicta or anyone else that would have responded to you is childish dude. This is a site where ANYONE can respond to ANYONE. You should know that by now.

The fact that you're so obsessed with what America does is sad. You should be more worried about your country. Which country is that again? I don't think you've mentioned your country's name yet. Any reason for that? Like a bad history with your country as well? Seems convenient.

You want to claim the US has such an ignorant populace, name your country. I can guarantee yours has the same level of "ignorance".

And then the way you play semantics with Invicta is hilarious. Venting and criticizing are similar enough to almost be synonymous.

How about, you name your country so we can point out its flaws to you? :{
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You're assuming quite a lot of things I never said or implied. You just think I implied them. Not even gonna go into what that says about you.

I didn't make an ass of myself, I voiced an opinion that's very prevalent outside your beloved nation.

Of course all countries have their histories which are littered with negative events, I never implied otherwise.

You obviously have no idea what a nationalist is, educate yourself.

My attitude is warranted by the sheer ignorance you two spout. That you can't see your own ignorance is quite normal. *shrug*

My country is irrelevant, this isn't about one country versus another. It doesn't surprise me though that you would make it such. I'm not obsessed with America, the main meme here is about America.

Concerning ignorance: The fact that evolution vs. creationism is STILL an issue for you guys, is pretty much all I need to say about that. As an addendum; while I don't think all too much of the PISA study, your country ranks terrible among western nations. (http://bit.ly/1QibdYS)

I'm not playing semantics with Invicta. Venting and criticizing are not even close to synonymous. Learn your words.

As opposed to you I'm not blinded by an unwarranted bias towards my own nation. In fact, I'm an avid critic of it. Again though, this thread is not about my country, it's about yours.

Pretty sure I refuted everything you said in a reasonable manner, if a little insulting. All you did with your rant was prove to me once more how ignorant you really are.

Have a good day.
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I can't help but notice that you're too scared to mention your country's name. Hmm, seems convenient.

You just gave a bunch of conjecture and act like you refuted us. lol

Nationalist = a person who advocates political independence for a country
Nationalism = advocacy of political independence for a particular country. It's extreme form is a feeling of superiority over other countries. Which you seem to try and exhibit by claiming America is ignorant and your country is better off.

Do more homework next time kid.

Venting = give free expression to (a strong emotion).
criticize = form and express a sophisticated judgment of

They're both about expressing an opinion, hence almost synonymous.

Evolution isn't scientifically proven, and can never be. Until you or any scientist can PROVE that an isotope half lives at a constant rate over millions of years(which you can't because no one can observe that long) STFU about evolution. It's a faith based theology and nothing more.

You obviously need to do a lot more homework before coming to this argument kid. I suggest you stop being so ignorant about America. :{
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10 to 1 he's muslim brit,... and they have David Cameron over there inviting more jihadist in. If there's a country going down the tubes with sharia,.. thats it.
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Totally. I mean, why else won't he say where he's from? It's because as soon as he does his whole argument goes to shit. lol

People like him need to educate themselves better before stepping into the argument ring. :{
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My argument wouldn't go to shit, since my home country has nothing to do with this at all. Geezus, how stupid can you be?
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5/10 for trying.
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I'm not scared, it's simply irrelevant. I know what road you would go down if I said, so I'm saving myself that hassle.

I didn't assume anything. there's no conjecture there.

You proudly cite the definition of nationalists, yet fail to see that you used the word incorrectly in your former post. You equated it to something like sexism, racism or what -ism you want. Actually kinda ironic.

Venting and criticizing are NOT similar enough to be "almost" synonymous. Maybe you equate "say" to "scream", too, who knows?

Evolution is proven beyond any reasonable doubt. That's all I have to say about that.

You constructed strawman arguments and ignored pretty much everything I said. This isn't even argument anymore, you're just angrily flailing your arms.
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Cowardice. You write like a Palestinian kid. Throwing rocks with your face veiled.. spouting nonsensical animosity,.. Then running from your own cycle of malfunction.
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I'm feel a bit guilty that I'm so much smarter than you. Stupidity and ignorance are very comfortable unless you're able to see them from the outside. Your reaction is EXACTLY why I don't disclose my home country, you're just looking to attack me instead of addressing my arguments. I feel sorry for you.
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I feel* - lest you base everything around a minor mistake.
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See? You're trying to get people to side with you on a false majority. lol You're pathetic. And no one ever said your country vs. America. Are you retarded? We're saying your country isn't a saint and is just as bad as America. Not that they're competing to be the more morally just country. lol You can't even argue your points without a shit ton of conjectures cropping up.

You won't name your country because it's just as guilty and you know that anyone else would see that you're just an opinionated bigot.

You can feign having moral high ground all you want kid, you're just a bigot. :{
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No you're not saying what country because you know that country is just as guilty and your argument goes to shit. Well, it already has because intelligent people realize that a country isn't anymore guilty than another at this point in history.

Only fools like you who hate America and want a target to rally against will claim that America is evil/responsible/etc.

And yes, your statements were pure conjecture kid.

I also didn't use nationalist wrong, you're just not as literate as you think you are. A nationalist is someone who likes their country over another. Which you seem to favor yours over America. I favor my country's constitution over all others, but not my country as a whole necessarily.

And you're obviously at this point just arguing to argue. You were proven wrong and want to save face by lying about terms that were used. Venting about something is giving your opinion about it. Criticizing something is also giving your opinion about something. Hence almost synonymous. You can keep trying to argue that but you are wrong kid.

OMFG and no evolution isn't " proven beyond any reasonable doubt." That shows how ignorant and uneducated you are. If you can't observe or test things that happened millions of years ago or even observe for that length of time then you cannot PROVE evolution. So stop regurgitating Dawkins and Darwin's bullshit theology and their obvious anti-God agendas.

And ironically YOU are the one with the straw man arguments. You're the one that kept using whatever argument you could against the US and its people. lol

You just string words you hear together and think it makes you intelligent, don't you kid? :{
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not everyon thinks...*
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I stopped reading after the part where you insist my country has anything to do with this discussion. It has not, it is not my country versus your country. Not everything thinks in terms of "either you're with us, or against us". Not everyone is so bloody close minded, stupid and ignorant all at once. I'm done wasting my time on someone that is so obviously challenged.
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Thanks for feeling sorry for me. Not often muslim students abroad have any compassion for infidels. Now if you would feel sorry on an Islamic meme site.. and convince others to do the same.. then accept Christ.. you could work on yourself rather than complaining about others. That was free. Enjoy. ;)
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Holy Irony Batman. Thanks for playing.
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As an aside, I'm an atheist. Thanks though. You couldn't more obviously show your bigotry.
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That's weird that YOU say not everyone thinks in terms of you're with us or against us. I never said that. You must think that about Americans with you're obvious prejudiced view of it.

The reason you won't say your country is because you know it's true kid. You even admit you stop reading at some point. That's because you can't handle truth. You'd love to believe that the US is the source of all the evil in the world so you could rally against it. lol You need to look more at your own country before starting in on another.

Yeah, you got nothing but conjecture and a bullshit prejudiced opinion when it comes to the US kid. Do more homework/research next time. :{
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I think you missed the part where I said I'm an avid critic of my own country. Not very surprising though.
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Oh, and I said I stopped reading because you continue to insist that my country has anything to do with critiquing yours. *sigh* It's not MY country VS YOUR country in a battle to the death. Realize that critique doesn't have to have ill intentions. The only reason I ever attacked you was because you refuse to see reason, and instead insist on making this personal. I don't even know why I'm writing this. You'll just repeat the same crap over and over, refusing to budge until I disclose my country. From which point on you will slander - not critique - everything that happens here, just to even the score. It is irrelevant and you don't get it.
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Facts rile you up I see, .. so name calling is your tactic. You must be a foriegn student.. using this site to vent?
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Name calling? Accurate observation is more like it. I just inform myself before forming an opinion, as opposed to being a "patriot" (more like nationalist) and never ever find any fault with my own country.
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Besides, my reply was not directed at you, I didn't even see it. You might want to look closer and see that my reply was to tesuoswrath. Only my last point was ad hominem and ad hominen attacks are not always pointless. Yes, your country is the biggest contributor to donations for developing countries. Does that change the fact, that a lot of people in your country are ignorant about what happens beyond their borders? Regularly they're even ignorant to what happens inside the country. I, as a foreigner, probably know more about US internal politics than most of the natives. Which is a sad fact. Can such an ignorant public really be trusted with the most powerful and best funded military in the world? I doubt it.
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I find that anyone who generalizes an entire country, and its people without living there, is probably not the best source of any opinion. And since you immediately mention a US veto against sancions to Israel, you're probably of a cult religion using a US website to vent hostility about a country you envy or are jealous of. It's too bad, the US is far from what you you described. It must be tough where you live to not have a constitution with the freedoms that Americans and it's immigrants enjoy. That's most likely why you chose this site to vent,.. you were "free" to do it. Keep studying, and keep away from criminal activity so you have a clean record, and maybe you can travel to the US one day and see for yourself rather than basing an opinion on ignorant writings of others or propaganda spewed on your media. My opinion changed when I lived in Europe for 3 years,.. I can make honest opinions based on experience. Its your right to look down on all Americans,.. but its a staement of poor character to do it unless you have lived there an immersed yourself in their culture. The trouble with America is not what you see that makes her weak,.. its her trusting nature, taking in ignorant immigrants who want to drag a barbaric culture into America. They don't want to integrate and assimilate,.. but rather throw their culture down Americans throat. Thats what I see,.. and I wasn't born in America amigo.
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I didn't generalize at all. If you could actually read, that would be obvious. I'm not venting, I'm criticizing. I'm being offensive on purpose....I lived in the US for a year. All I realized is that no one speaks about politics in public, just like in Europe. Oh wait, no. I heard that greed is apparently a positive thing. Your culture is barbaric, look at all your violent crime. I can feel safe here, without owning a gun. I think that's really nice. Not having to own a tool that's intended to injure or kill people.

Your internal politics are polarized on EVERY issue. You are either against or for something, there is no gray. Your democracy is a farce, it only works for those who have enough money to influence it. American politics are ridiculous, through and through. You refuse to use reason and logic to decide anything and make everything emotional.

I'm not saying that politics where I live are great, but they're better than what you have.

The only culture you have that's known to the world is a gun-ho attitude, patriotic beyond reason (e.g. nationalist) and incredibly self-important.

I usually have no interest in purely criticizing any country, but the way you approach these issues leaves me no choice, really.

So you're either a troll that puts a lot of effort into his attempts to provoke people or you're stupid, incredibly so. Whatever the case, I'm done talking AT you.
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You generalized - and if you're being offensive intentionally, no need for further comment. Its obvious you're envious of Americans. You probably have multiple troll accounts. It's hypocrisy to be commenting on American site, while criticizing it. As a muslim, you must be very jealous of America's resourcefullness and the freedom it has. I have enjoyed myself. If you convert to Christianity, you will be much more at peace. You will not have this animosity in you.
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I giggled.
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Oh dude,.. if I could upvote this one 100X!
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I mean, when you think about how much Hollywood has spread throughout the globe, and the Golden Globes...can't be a coincidence. It shows how the UN is involved with HW. :)
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Thats a pretty good meme to post with that tag! REALLY GOOD!
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Upvote anyway ;) lol
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Outside of a few differences on creation, .. and the creator,.. we'd be on the same side in a bar brawl. ;
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I'll drink to that XD
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Hey bro.. I looked at my meme comment,... you know it was meant to support your comment right? I looked again and it could be taken differently.
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Yeah it's all cool. :)
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I made an error in a comment recently where it could be interpreted more than one way.. and the "wrong way" rippled the waters.
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:)
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BURN! lol You got them yet again Invicta103! :)
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Your writings inspire me! ;)
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Your memes and comments do the same to me. :)
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Lmao! Thats an outstanding meme! Damn thats creative!
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I didn't make that template. It was here on Imgflip already. But I love that joke of Horatio's shades. :)
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Its a cool meme!
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Bloody hell, stop jerking off each other.
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Why don't you stop being so bigoted kid? :{
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Huh??
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The original meme conflates 3 stereotypical 'liberal' views. I just did the same in reverse.

Personally I am a pro-life, New Testament kind of guy who supports more stringent gun regulation and is against the death penalty.

So I don't fit the usual stereotypes thrown around here and I'm very tired of being called a 'liberal' (with all that stereotypical baggage) just because I don't agree with someone on a particular issue.
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Well,... I upvoted your meme but didn't understand the old testament reference. I actually wasnt making a stereotypical view,.. I know plenty of liberals who are pro-choice,.. but also believe in the death penalty. Most of these memes make jest of the "extreme" righ or left. Many are actually centrist and don't know it. ;) I have democrat friends who are VERY against any form of gun control, obamacare, and want the illegal immigration to stop. But,.. they lean left on abortion issues and think the rich and big business should be taxed to death... so they vote democrat. There are many extreme right wingers who are anti government and see the government as an enemy,... but thats not the typical conservative. Are you a US citizen,.. canadian,... ?
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British. Most of us look upon the US fascination with guns with great puzzlement.

And why do so many people embrace dispensationalism? It's origins are little different to the Mormons: A single person with a 'revelation' from God which then has a theological framework constructed around it.

I feel a meme coming on...
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I think it appears to be a fascination,.. in reality it is not. It would appear that way, I can see. The real struggle is the constitution we have, that gets as many interpretaions as the bible does to a handful or evangelicals talking to a handful of of atheist! ;) Not as much time to comment now,... but would like to at another time! Thanks!
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That would be good :-)
I do try to understand people's views, even if I don't agree.
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Unless someone is a total @ss,.. I always upvote comments. Everyone has an opinion,.. if it differs it does not mean the other person is bad,... like your other meme suggested! It was good!
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Moses was a good shot
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https://imgflip.com/i/vfhrf
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I'm not getting notifications.. until yours so didn't know! Holy crap! I always upvote all comments.. now I have to go through them again! Lol thanks!
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Before an update that came this year, if you made a meme and someone started a comment chain, you would get notifications for all of those comments
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so thats it,.. I thought I used to get notified even if the comment was to someone else. Thanks so much for letting me know,.. I like to upvote all comments, (unless an obvious troll), and your advice on looking at their profile to see when it was created lelps ID those clowns. Thank you again!!
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No problem.
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Never understood that. Or how someone could believe in evolution and that homosexuals are born that way. Natural selection would have destroyed that gene ages ago.
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Good one.
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Thanks.. and it's on my standard template! ;)
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Says who?
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Planned Parenthood. . And irresponsible peeps that see abortion as a means of birth control. The unborn have no voice. I live in GA, and a killer was executed last night for a 1992 killing. He had 3 trials and Multiple appeals etc.
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Oops, I was replying to britefish's comment about evolution doing away completely with any gay gene :)
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LMAO,.. I do that often,.. read comments not meant for me,... and sometimes get them too! Oh well,.. it gave me a chance to post an absolutely useless comment to confuse the comment board! ;)
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But god is not real
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It's too bad you think that way. I'm guessing you believe the devil exists...?
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No I'm a satanist, google it.
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You're a "Satanist" and you don't believe the Devil exists? What kind of logic is that?
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Another retard enters the room, satanism is a self worshipping religion similar to Atheism. Underline similar. If you believe that satanism is actually worshipping the devil, I suggest you put down the bible and research satanism. (No offense)
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If you're worshiping yourself, you're doing the work of the adversary of God. Which is called Satan, but isn't an entity in itself. Anton Levay was not someone to emulate no matter how you try and paint that picture kid.

You should care about yourself, but not worship yourself. We're all nothing to be worshiped. Everyone lies, cheats, steals, and more at some point. Why would THAT be worth worship? :l
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Thats an excellent reply! Self worship covers the 7 deadly sins..“There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a man who stirs up dissension among brothers” (Proverbs 6:16-19). 
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666 is actually a satanist just like me :)
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OIC. Elbow elbow, nudge nudge. :{
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And tets solo is the one shared with me about K's "Creative Theological Services" and missed it. I have been cracking up waiting for the " nudge and wink, I get it moment!" LMAO I thought at 1st you were playing the game!
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I guess lavey just didn't want to name his religion "Atheism 2.0" and stuck with something edgier
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But that should also show you that Lavey was obviously trying to sell copies of the Satanic Bible/just make money more than actually caring about anyone other than himself.

You seem like a smart person, how could you let a guy in the 1960's deceive you like this? :{
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Self worship, teaches you to fend for yourself. And he actually cares about his followers. Whatever gives you the idea he doesn't is lost on me. I'm not starting an argument here, just laying down my point.
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What ever gave you the impression he did? Prove that he ever cared about you or any of his followers.

And from his Church's website: "He was in his element among the loners, drifters and marginal types who have always been attracted to the cynical carnival atmosphere. It was here LaVey learned how much people will pay to be fooled—how desperately they want to escape their own dull lives. "

This is written by Burton so who knows how true it is, but if it is true and Lavey did feel that way, it should be obvious to you or anyone why he made the CoS.

He knew YOU would pay to be fooled. Maybe you don't own a copy of his bible, but you still spread his word. So in a way you advertise for this guy who thinks people are stupid and want to be fooled. He doesn't care about people. Obviously.

Further down I found out that two of his three children didn't like him. That's not saying they didn't continue using satanism/"magic" but the man was obviously not worthy of his daughter's attentions. That says volumes for a man if his children(2/3) disowned him.

Self worship doesn't teach you to fend for yourself, survival instincts do. The man basically tells you a bunch of things ALL people feel or think at points in their lives and you think it's a revelation or a new "religion"?

Seriously, read through the doctrines and sins and what not from the CoS again. They're all obvious things that people already think about on a daily basis without hearing Anton Lavey's take on it.

I know you're not starting an argument with me, and you probably don't want to debate this with me. I just see people who claim to be "satanists" as posers. You guys are SAYING it purely for shock value and to let off steam at the other churches. I don't believe anyone who claims they're a "satanist", that they are actually practicing a religion. You guys are mad at mainly Christianity for having so many "rules/sins" and don't like being told what to do.

I had my own venture into CoS but saw through Lavey. I'm not saying go out and be a Christian, I'm saying you should be smart enough to see through men like Lavey. He did all that for money and a chance at power. Nothing more. :{
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I didn't pay for anything lol. Becoming a member is free but bibles and stuff aren't. Good thing torrenting exists
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lol At least you torrented that fool's book. I plan on doing the same for TFA. F**k Disney. :{
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If you believe that self worshipping is somehow sinning then that's fine.
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It's called a sin, but that's not what has me against it. It's all the other descriptive words I could use to describe the act of worshiping yourself.

I point out again that humans are the most conniving, destructive, and immoral of all creatures, why would anyone think that worshiping the self is anything to aspire to?

That's what I meant about Anton Lavey. It's obvious why certain people are attracted to "Satanism". I think it's sad that they feel that need so fervently. I hate what religion has done to the world, but I don't lash out against it by accepting the words of a church that uses an evil deity in its name and promotes what most will call narcissism. :{
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I just don't see why you think of him as a fool. It is your opinion, but I just don't get why.
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Seriously? He's a drifter who mad a religion in the 60's purely to get back at another religion. That's pathetic and foolish. Anyone who has to take revenge like that is just garbage.

The best revenge is living well. Why didn't he just avoid religion all together and just say he's an atheist? Why don't all "satanists" just say atheist? Obvious shock value and to irk theists of course.

That's how I KNOW he's foolish/garbage/a liar/pathetic/a whole string of negative adjectives.

You seem smart enough to see through that sort of thing. To me it's obvious that you and other "satanists" only say that you are to shock and irk certain religious people. I mean, why not just say you're an atheist?

And the whole idea that satanism taught you or teaches people to "fend for yourself/themselves" is a lie. It's clearly bullshit. Your survival instincts tell you that, not some douche in the 60's who wanted to get back at the Christians he hated.

I mean, come on Kanaloa. Really? Really? Be honest with yourself. You do it for shock and awe. You don't actually read that bible constantly and search for truth with it or anything that a religious theist does with their holy texts. You just read it once or twice and liked some of what was said and must have enjoyed how theists responded to hearing you say you're a "Laveyan Satanist." I don't believe for a second that you really even worship yourself. I thnk you look out for yourself and "fend for yourself" yeah. But as for as that being your "religion", no I don't believe that for a moment.

Out of curiosity though, you have tats right? Are any of them pentagrams or other magical symbols? Do you use them to channel magic and spirits or anything like that? Do you use Runes and Tarot cards? Do you focus your Chakras? Does any of that so called magic work for you? And if there isn't a God, where is "magic" coming from? Wouldn't it really just be Chi/Ki/Tao/the Force?

If magic works and is real then something must have set up that system for us to tap into. If magic is real it would be a proof of intelligent design is what I mean. So can you see how that "religion" contradicts itself?

If I'm irking you I'll understand if you rip me a new one or avoid me or stuff like that. :{
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No I don't have any pentagram tattoos. But I am infact a satanist. The trolling part came from tumblr after someone asked me what religion I am.
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What about magic/alchemy symbols? Sometimes that can look...cool. ;{

I'm not ripping on you with this, I just would make the same point that if you believe in magic there has to be a God to coordinate the practices. How else did anyone ever stumble upon them in the first place? A god would have to exist for there to be magic and Satanists are atheists but believe in magic. You believe in something that contradictory? I mean if magic even exists. I've looked up stuff trying to use magic before and could never get anything to work. I personally think magic is just technology disguised intentionally to mislead a person though. Like an illusionist/stage magician.

I really hope this doesn't make you think I think I'm better than you in any way. I just care about people. I'm a little asocial, but not antisocial. And this is really from me and not my spiritual beliefs. I don't mean to sound like I'm selling you a Bible. lol

As for trolling, I didn't mean anything about it with the shock stuff. I just meant solely the mentioning of being a "satanist" for shock.

It's also Friday and I may have been...blazing cannabis. :{
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I don't believe magic is an actual element within this universe. Although I do believe some people in the old days (When they used to burn witches) didn't know about science well and considered chemical reactions and energy as magic.

It's fine. Just conversing properly.
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Was I not conversing properly? Is there a way to do it properly? Because I believe in free speech. Not limiting a person because it's deemed offensive. Like I'm not telling you to "stop talking about satanism: and stuff like that. And if you're offended by me talking to you you could always ignore me.

But if you don't believe in magic, doesn't that go against CoS? Wouldn't that mean you don't actually follow it? Isn't their use of lesser magic mainly to "manipulate" people? Hmm...

I feel like I've irked you is why I'm saying that. :{
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Oh you were conversing properly. Just saying.
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Agree 100%. Anyone who says that needs to look up "religion" in a dictionary :l
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The definition of religion is simple: 1. The cancer of the internet, 2. What keeps humanity behind.
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Well, in a more literal sense I meant that religion is typically defined as a set of beliefs, customs, rituals and traditions which center around one or more divine or supernatural beings and their interaction with and relation to humankind :l
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You do realize a bunch of science and math was from the Muslim scientists and mathematicians in like 1000 ad? Right?

Yeah, religion is really holding the world back. ROFL!. :{
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Oh man,... thats hard core!! You dont think maybe porn and hate speech,... are a bigger cancer on the web? And humanity also means benevolence,... so how can goodwill & being charitable to fellow man keep us behind?
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What's with the attitude? You have a problem with polite talk or does your "religion" forbid you from engaging in intellectual conversations? Name calling is what children do when they throw tantrums.
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You really don't make any sense and neither does your so-called religion. You have the Devil's number as your profile name and you don't believe he exists. According to the Bible there are many marks Satan takes and the number 666 is one of them. You are contradicting yourself in a contradicting "religion." You can claim you don't believe Satan exists, but just like other atheists, your claims don't ad up to much of anything factual.
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It's funny that you're telling him that his attitude is aggressive when you're doing just the same. I'm a satanist too, just because you heard some stereotype hollywood made for horror movies, does not mean it's true. It's like all asians make and eat eggrolls
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I never stereotyped anyone. I didn't call him anything and didn't claim he did anything. He told me I was was retarded because I thought he worshiped Satan. Some Satanists do. Big deal. If you're a Satanist, I don't care. And yes, he was aggressive. I never blasted him, he blasted me by using the word retard.
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You're offended by words? Wow....thought that was only Liberals.
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No, I'm not offended. I was merely stating that "666" started the name calling and I couldn't figure out why. I didn't start the rant, he/she did.
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That's too damn funny.. upvote!
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No, satanists dont worship the devil. Those are luciferists
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Glad you cleared that up.
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Beezlebubites?
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I reccommend you read this before you rant
http://www.churchofsatan.com/faq-fundamental-beliefs.php
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I'm not ranting. Calm down.
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I cannot believe you got those upvoted as 666 and saying " another retard enters room"! Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha!
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What if I told you I did it for the points?
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I saw the web,... very well played!
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I don't think satanist means what you think it means. :l
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Actually I know exactly what a satanist is. You might have us confused for luciferists, actual devil worshippers
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If you read my other comment you'd see I've actually read the Church of Satan's doctrines listed on their site. I know what they SAY they are all too well.

You still follow a "religion" that gets its name from an evil deity. So you have no moral high ground and can't justify that because you don't believe in "Satan" that you're somehow better than a Luciferian.

And again, I'll point out that humans are the most despicable creature we know of. Why is that worth worship again?

Truth is that I don't need religion to tell me that "satanism" is wrong. It's narcissism disguised as a religion. Good and evil aren't relative terms. They have rigid definitions and if you choose to confuse them and think that somehow it's okay to follow a "church" named after an evil deity, you're deluding yourself.

You should really think more about following ANY religion, especially one that was conjured up in the 60's during the height of drug use and the hippie culture. :{
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Just because something is named after an evil entity does not mean it has no moral high ground or does it make me believe in satan.
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Yes it does. You chose to affiliate with it freely. Stop trying to justify a clearly wrong action kid. Satan is an evil deity and if you choose to THINK that it doesn't make you wrong for "following" a church named after it you're an imbecile. :{
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I could say the same for christians. Being so ignorant and hypocritical. The fact that you think satanism is about satan is hysterical. Keep up the good humor.
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See there you go proving my points but thinking you're proving yours.

I didn't say "satanism is about satan" I said they named their religion after an evil deity to get back at Christians. They're religious trolls.

And how could you say that Christians are following an evil deity? They believe in there only being one God. Satanism claims atheism but then uses a deity's name and believe in magic. That's hypocrisy laced with ignorance.

So, you can try and make it LOOK the way you THINK all you WANT. It's still a religion made to irk Christians and theists in a trolling manner. You have no moral high ground to speak of, stop being so naive. :{
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Umad testicle?
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ROFL! I just had the image of you screaming at your sack. :{
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Silly testicle, you are obviously butthurt because you lack the proper skills to argue
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Still feeling inferior huh? You should get that butthurt checked out kid. :{
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Lmao, still butthurt with that superiority complex? You do realize i started this argument for points lmao!
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Nah it's your inferiority complex acting up again. If you started this argument for points, then why do you still have none on these comments? Not too bright are you? :{
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Where does it state that satanists believe in magic, its hilarious how your superiority complex works
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It's only your limited opinion that THINKS I have a superiority complex. Which makes me think I've made you feel inferior enough to say something ridiculous as that.

The seventh Satanic rule is :Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

See your not knowing that just proves my points. You obviously only SAY your a satanist to irk theists and to get shock value and attention from it. I mean, look at how you tried to claim I have a superiority complex? :{
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You don't seriously think planned parenthood is bad, do you?
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Seriously,... i am against any organization that will kill a creation of God in or out of the womb.
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Invicta103 you know I agree with you and I'm all for getting rid of PP and keeping the constitution intact and all, but your comment makes it seem like you'd also say that you were against any company that makes guns, the military, or killing animals/plants for food. It could have been worded better. Don't hit me! :)
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Lol... with all my NSA monitored memes,.. and your mentoring,.. you know it was directed at PP,.. and any "similar" organization, like abortion clinics etc. But,.. you have a good point. ;) creation of God could be loosely interpreted. ;)
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I had to point it out before some PC police type used it against you. I get what you meme. :)
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Well, so long as you aren't one of those wackos who thinks they are "pro-life" by shooting up PP clinics that don't even do abortions, It's good :)
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Anyone would shoot up an abortion clinic is psycho whack job,... agreed!! Thats as bad as anyone who would butcher a baby in or out of the womb. Actually - to maliciously hurt any innocent child deserves a special place in hell.. I bet we agree! ;)
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I would agree with the hell part if I believed in hell :P
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I've been to places that meet that definition. XD
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