Creepy Condescending Wonka

" sorry Mr NSA, I was born straight white male Christian conservative."

Is the pazuzu dipshit still an issue?

Oh good.

After reading this a few times... the sarcasm is hilarious!

I try...really I do. ????

Don't change! The right needs you!

Not sure how the question marks got there. I was using my phone, so who knows. It wasn't a question.

I'm all phone.. it's a booger sometimes

I LIKE THIS MEME! with your gift of creativity, you can make a "moral compass".. and submit it. Great stuff brother!

Made this one just for you! imgflip.com/i/vfq7e

Even funnier after reading 16 satanist comments.

;) Good one!! Upvote

Damn. And Americans still wonder why the world thinks they're stupid.

Actually Americans don't care what the world thinks. But you non-Americans seem to care what we do all day long. lol :)

That might be because you have the power to annihilate the world at a whim. And seeing how you are cultivating and ignorant public, we're worried.

lol You think America is the only country with WMD's? I'd be more worried about Israel and their control over the UN than I would be about America.

You're so ignorant to truth that you seem to think America is the only country capable of destroying the world, and yet you think WE'RE "cultivating ignorance"? ROFL! ROFL! Indeed. :{

Ever notice how foreigners view the US as "aggressors"... and never acknowledge the aid to the world. From Forbes: U.S. Gives Financial Aid to 96% of All Countries.
According to the federal government, for fiscal year 2012, “The United States remained the world's largest bilateral donor, obligating approximately $48.4 billion—$31.2 billion in economic assistance and $17.2 billion in military assistance". And this is the Fed.. not counting what charitable Americans pull out of their pockets for world charity. . Like when an earth quake hits.. tsunamis, etc.

IFKR? And, they never want to tell you where they're from so you can't shoot holes in their logic by pointing out that their own country is just as guilty. lol Smucks. :{

He's a muslim student in the UK probably,.. he's sounds like a mulim brit,.. London-stan I would say.

Either way, his country IS just as guilty as the US. And its people as ignorant in general.

Don't you just love people not doing their homework? lol :{

You're demonstrating exactly what I mean. Firstly, I wasn't just talking about WMDs. Secondly, I wasn't saying the US is the only country in the world with that power. Thirdly, it is the US that always vetos sanctions against Israel. Fourthly (?) you're a pompous ass. ;)

How am I "demonstrating exactly what you mean"?

You made a claim that implied America is the only problem. I refuted it and gave an example of a more credible threat. You denied that and claim I'm "cultivating" ignorance? lol Pathetic.

I mean, you say all this stuff now after you made an ass of yourself and instead of admitting you were wrong you go on even more of a tirade against Invicta? lol

Also, no one, me or Invicta, ever said America WAS perfect or without wrongdoing. ALL COUNTRIES/NATIONS/CULTURES ARE GUILTY OF ATROCITY. If you can't understand that, you're an idiot.

And for you to call someone else a nationalist while criticizing a specific nation is hypocrisy. You're obviously nationalistic when it comes to America.

And having an attitude towards Invicta or anyone else that would have responded to you is childish dude. This is a site where ANYONE can respond to ANYONE. You should know that by now.

The fact that you're so obsessed with what America does is sad. You should be more worried about your country. Which country is that again? I don't think you've mentioned your country's name yet. Any reason for that? Like a bad history with your country as well? Seems convenient.

You want to claim the US has such an ignorant populace, name your country. I can guarantee yours has the same level of "ignorance".

And then the way you play semantics with Invicta is hilarious. Venting and criticizing are similar enough to almost be synonymous.

How about, you name your country so we can point out its flaws to you? :{

You're assuming quite a lot of things I never said or implied. You just think I implied them. Not even gonna go into what that says about you.

I didn't make an ass of myself, I voiced an opinion that's very prevalent outside your beloved nation.

Of course all countries have their histories which are littered with negative events, I never implied otherwise.

You obviously have no idea what a nationalist is, educate yourself.

My attitude is warranted by the sheer ignorance you two spout. That you can't see your own ignorance is quite normal. *shrug*

My country is irrelevant, this isn't about one country versus another. It doesn't surprise me though that you would make it such. I'm not obsessed with America, the main meme here is about America.

Concerning ignorance: The fact that evolution vs. creationism is STILL an issue for you guys, is pretty much all I need to say about that. As an addendum; while I don't think all too much of the PISA study, your country ranks terrible among western nations. (http://bit.ly/1QibdYS)

I'm not playing semantics with Invicta. Venting and criticizing are not even close to synonymous. Learn your words.

As opposed to you I'm not blinded by an unwarranted bias towards my own nation. In fact, I'm an avid critic of it. Again though, this thread is not about my country, it's about yours.

Pretty sure I refuted everything you said in a reasonable manner, if a little insulting. All you did with your rant was prove to me once more how ignorant you really are.

Have a good day.

I can't help but notice that you're too scared to mention your country's name. Hmm, seems convenient.

You just gave a bunch of conjecture and act like you refuted us. lol

Nationalist = a person who advocates political independence for a country
Nationalism = advocacy of political independence for a particular country. It's extreme form is a feeling of superiority over other countries. Which you seem to try and exhibit by claiming America is ignorant and your country is better off.

Do more homework next time kid.

Venting = give free expression to (a strong emotion).
criticize = form and express a sophisticated judgment of

They're both about expressing an opinion, hence almost synonymous.

Evolution isn't scientifically proven, and can never be. Until you or any scientist can PROVE that an isotope half lives at a constant rate over millions of years(which you can't because no one can observe that long) STFU about evolution. It's a faith based theology and nothing more.

You obviously need to do a lot more homework before coming to this argument kid. I suggest you stop being so ignorant about America. :{

10 to 1 he's muslim brit,... and they have David Cameron over there inviting more jihadist in. If there's a country going down the tubes with sharia,.. thats it.

Totally. I mean, why else won't he say where he's from? It's because as soon as he does his whole argument goes to shit. lol

People like him need to educate themselves better before stepping into the argument ring. :{

My argument wouldn't go to shit, since my home country has nothing to do with this at all. Geezus, how stupid can you be?

5/10 for trying.

I'm not scared, it's simply irrelevant. I know what road you would go down if I said, so I'm saving myself that hassle.

I didn't assume anything. there's no conjecture there.

You proudly cite the definition of nationalists, yet fail to see that you used the word incorrectly in your former post. You equated it to something like sexism, racism or what -ism you want. Actually kinda ironic.

Venting and criticizing are NOT similar enough to be "almost" synonymous. Maybe you equate "say" to "scream", too, who knows?

Evolution is proven beyond any reasonable doubt. That's all I have to say about that.

You constructed strawman arguments and ignored pretty much everything I said. This isn't even argument anymore, you're just angrily flailing your arms.

Cowardice. You write like a Palestinian kid. Throwing rocks with your face veiled.. spouting nonsensical animosity,.. Then running from your own cycle of malfunction.

I'm feel a bit guilty that I'm so much smarter than you. Stupidity and ignorance are very comfortable unless you're able to see them from the outside. Your reaction is EXACTLY why I don't disclose my home country, you're just looking to attack me instead of addressing my arguments. I feel sorry for you.

I feel* - lest you base everything around a minor mistake.

See? You're trying to get people to side with you on a false majority. lol You're pathetic. And no one ever said your country vs. America. Are you retarded? We're saying your country isn't a saint and is just as bad as America. Not that they're competing to be the more morally just country. lol You can't even argue your points without a shit ton of conjectures cropping up.

You won't name your country because it's just as guilty and you know that anyone else would see that you're just an opinionated bigot.

You can feign having moral high ground all you want kid, you're just a bigot. :{

No you're not saying what country because you know that country is just as guilty and your argument goes to shit. Well, it already has because intelligent people realize that a country isn't anymore guilty than another at this point in history.

Only fools like you who hate America and want a target to rally against will claim that America is evil/responsible/etc.

And yes, your statements were pure conjecture kid.

I also didn't use nationalist wrong, you're just not as literate as you think you are. A nationalist is someone who likes their country over another. Which you seem to favor yours over America. I favor my country's constitution over all others, but not my country as a whole necessarily.

And you're obviously at this point just arguing to argue. You were proven wrong and want to save face by lying about terms that were used. Venting about something is giving your opinion about it. Criticizing something is also giving your opinion about something. Hence almost synonymous. You can keep trying to argue that but you are wrong kid.

OMFG and no evolution isn't " proven beyond any reasonable doubt." That shows how ignorant and uneducated you are. If you can't observe or test things that happened millions of years ago or even observe for that length of time then you cannot PROVE evolution. So stop regurgitating Dawkins and Darwin's bullshit theology and their obvious anti-God agendas.

And ironically YOU are the one with the straw man arguments. You're the one that kept using whatever argument you could against the US and its people. lol

You just string words you hear together and think it makes you intelligent, don't you kid? :{

not everyon thinks...*

I stopped reading after the part where you insist my country has anything to do with this discussion. It has not, it is not my country versus your country. Not everything thinks in terms of "either you're with us, or against us". Not everyone is so bloody close minded, stupid and ignorant all at once. I'm done wasting my time on someone that is so obviously challenged.

Thanks for feeling sorry for me. Not often muslim students abroad have any compassion for infidels. Now if you would feel sorry on an Islamic meme site.. and convince others to do the same.. then accept Christ.. you could work on yourself rather than complaining about others. That was free. Enjoy. ;)

Holy Irony Batman. Thanks for playing.

As an aside, I'm an atheist. Thanks though. You couldn't more obviously show your bigotry.

That's weird that YOU say not everyone thinks in terms of you're with us or against us. I never said that. You must think that about Americans with you're obvious prejudiced view of it.

The reason you won't say your country is because you know it's true kid. You even admit you stop reading at some point. That's because you can't handle truth. You'd love to believe that the US is the source of all the evil in the world so you could rally against it. lol You need to look more at your own country before starting in on another.

Yeah, you got nothing but conjecture and a bullshit prejudiced opinion when it comes to the US kid. Do more homework/research next time. :{

I think you missed the part where I said I'm an avid critic of my own country. Not very surprising though.

Oh, and I said I stopped reading because you continue to insist that my country has anything to do with critiquing yours. *sigh* It's not MY country VS YOUR country in a battle to the death. Realize that critique doesn't have to have ill intentions. The only reason I ever attacked you was because you refuse to see reason, and instead insist on making this personal. I don't even know why I'm writing this. You'll just repeat the same crap over and over, refusing to budge until I disclose my country. From which point on you will slander - not critique - everything that happens here, just to even the score. It is irrelevant and you don't get it.

Facts rile you up I see, .. so name calling is your tactic. You must be a foriegn student.. using this site to vent?

Name calling? Accurate observation is more like it. I just inform myself before forming an opinion, as opposed to being a "patriot" (more like nationalist) and never ever find any fault with my own country.

Besides, my reply was not directed at you, I didn't even see it. You might want to look closer and see that my reply was to tesuoswrath. Only my last point was ad hominem and ad hominen attacks are not always pointless. Yes, your country is the biggest contributor to donations for developing countries. Does that change the fact, that a lot of people in your country are ignorant about what happens beyond their borders? Regularly they're even ignorant to what happens inside the country. I, as a foreigner, probably know more about US internal politics than most of the natives. Which is a sad fact. Can such an ignorant public really be trusted with the most powerful and best funded military in the world? I doubt it.

I find that anyone who generalizes an entire country, and its people without living there, is probably not the best source of any opinion. And since you immediately mention a US veto against sancions to Israel, you're probably of a cult religion using a US website to vent hostility about a country you envy or are jealous of. It's too bad, the US is far from what you you described. It must be tough where you live to not have a constitution with the freedoms that Americans and it's immigrants enjoy. That's most likely why you chose this site to vent,.. you were "free" to do it. Keep studying, and keep away from criminal activity so you have a clean record, and maybe you can travel to the US one day and see for yourself rather than basing an opinion on ignorant writings of others or propaganda spewed on your media. My opinion changed when I lived in Europe for 3 years,.. I can make honest opinions based on experience. Its your right to look down on all Americans,.. but its a staement of poor character to do it unless you have lived there an immersed yourself in their culture. The trouble with America is not what you see that makes her weak,.. its her trusting nature, taking in ignorant immigrants who want to drag a barbaric culture into America. They don't want to integrate and assimilate,.. but rather throw their culture down Americans throat. Thats what I see,.. and I wasn't born in America amigo.

I didn't generalize at all. If you could actually read, that would be obvious. I'm not venting, I'm criticizing. I'm being offensive on purpose....I lived in the US for a year. All I realized is that no one speaks about politics in public, just like in Europe. Oh wait, no. I heard that greed is apparently a positive thing. Your culture is barbaric, look at all your violent crime. I can feel safe here, without owning a gun. I think that's really nice. Not having to own a tool that's intended to injure or kill people.

Your internal politics are polarized on EVERY issue. You are either against or for something, there is no gray. Your democracy is a farce, it only works for those who have enough money to influence it. American politics are ridiculous, through and through. You refuse to use reason and logic to decide anything and make everything emotional.

I'm not saying that politics where I live are great, but they're better than what you have.

The only culture you have that's known to the world is a gun-ho attitude, patriotic beyond reason (e.g. nationalist) and incredibly self-important.

I usually have no interest in purely criticizing any country, but the way you approach these issues leaves me no choice, really.

So you're either a troll that puts a lot of effort into his attempts to provoke people or you're stupid, incredibly so. Whatever the case, I'm done talking AT you.

You generalized - and if you're being offensive intentionally, no need for further comment. Its obvious you're envious of Americans. You probably have multiple troll accounts. It's hypocrisy to be commenting on American site, while criticizing it. As a muslim, you must be very jealous of America's resourcefullness and the freedom it has. I have enjoyed myself. If you convert to Christianity, you will be much more at peace. You will not have this animosity in you.

I giggled.

Oh dude,.. if I could upvote this one 100X!

I mean, when you think about how much Hollywood has spread throughout the globe, and the Golden Globes...can't be a coincidence. It shows how the UN is involved with HW. :)

Thats a pretty good meme to post with that tag! REALLY GOOD!